Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
Moron
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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ElRafaishere 0
sue his ass
The_good_times 0
so what's the problem? he's the one that's in deep shit, at least in my country you can go to jail for that, so you can ask him for cash, a lot of it.
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redsox4021 0
FIRST
ElMarkino 0
yay for redsox, and OP wouldnt it be their fml not yours? or did i miss read it?
brilyn 0
haha
Ms_Jessie22 8
It's illegal to drive without insurance, so isn't he screwed not you?
GinandJenkem 0
Since he doesn't have insurance, it won't pay for your damages but your insurance will.
imaginaryvoice 18
It took me 30 minutes to try to click on this fml. fafp.
seanreddog 4
Yeah well then couldn't ya sue? imma sue anti flood for hindering my freedom of speech.
knockasauras 0
what does fafp mean?
Ms_Jessie22 8
911- But wouldn't the other driver have to pay then?
kybabyy 4
YDI for stopping at a yellow light. Just kidding. But your insurance has to cover it, I think, if the other person doesn't have insurance?
seanreddog 4
Yeah duddnt yeller lights mean yield not stop? but either way it's not really ops fault.
hannahpie45 0
how is that an fyl, it's him who doesnt have insurance
Ms_Jessie22 8
Sean- Yellow means stop if you can but if not speed up so you can get through before the red. Or at least that's what my dad taught me :p
protwtf 0
YDI, totally your fault only nubs slow down for yellow. Burn rubber all along the block and don't stop.
CvBobo 0
who monitered this? it isn't a fml it's a fhl
protwtf 0
Arrested eh Jimmy? LOL
seanreddog 4
I figured it was something like that. anyways I guess I will learn eventually.
iSitt 0
red light cameras are getting used more which means yellow lights are being made shorter to get more revenue. now you have to try to stop at yellow or it's $50
Notjustanother1 0
I would of got out and broke his windows plus ydi for suddenly stoping at the yellow light , I'm sure you could have made it if the person behind thought they were gonna make it ad well.
satanisthesavior 21
You idiots are all wrong, BTW... Green means "proceed when safe to do so" Yellow means "if youare in the intersection, get out of it, and if you are not yet in the intersection, stop" Red means "stop" Lol, congrats OP for knowing proper driving, and FYL
120796gators 0
yeah but even if her insurance pays she will still have co pay
jbald87 0
yellow isn't yeild it's a caution, and that you should stop if you can do so safely... if I remember that correctly.
120796gators 0
yeah but still
puppergens 0
YDI for for stopping at a yellow and not going the American way and flooring it through the intercection.
jpest17 5
they are both screwed you tard!
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Rawr!
roggers 0
67 - same here!!! :p
raney150 0
I would say it might be the op's fault, depending on how quickly they stopped, especially when it's a yellow light. yellow lights mean slow down, not stop, and not speed up
mile772009 0
no insurance on the at fault means good luck getting your car fixed.
mile772009 0
not always in Oregon. Portland police will ticket you for going through a yellow light especially if it turns red before you get through the intersection. driver behind probably was tailgating op.
samantha_durano 6
no if you want to change the light flick that one thingy really fast and it will read that as the same things the firetrucks use and stuff. but it's illegal lol so uh don't get caught :) lol "flick that on thingy really fast" x) I'm so immature.
gasbreakdipdip 0
NO NO NO, get a strobe light and you have to set it to the same speed as the fire trucks and put it on top of the car u will get arrested for this cuz it's a felony I think
morgan020 0
136- it shouldn't matter how fast the op stopped if the guy behind him was following a safe distance behind and not tailgating him the guy would have had time to stop. also if he was paying attention to the road and signals he would have noticed at almost the same time as the op that the light had changed. or if the other guy had left an "out" he could have switched lanes quickly to avoid an accident.
rustic 0
no 4
rustic 0
wth happend to my comment?? I was saying " no 4
rustic 0
grrr screw this! it doesn't wanna post my whole comment nvm >.< FML
iazy9 14
so sorry i h8 sl0// internet
Hated_By_FML 0
um first off, 41 damn you are cute, just sayin, and i don't know jack squat about insurance so ill just say hey. wats up fellow floridian?
Crotcho_fml 0
Jimmy, running a yellow light & getting rear-ended are not arrestable offenses. you can be arrested if you have a warrant, say, and you were pulled over for running a light. but not for minor traffic offenses. usually you are issued what's called a "ticket."
IchBeinEinTier 0
can you be perverted somewhere else? every time you comment you only talk to young girls and it's creepy.
ladiesman14 0
its also illegal to be living in the usa illegally but that hasnt stopped 40 million people.
kitty0910 0
Let me get this straight he's supposed to slow down? why so he can slowly run a red light?! really?!?! what you say makes no sense just think about what you say before you open your mouths. FFS
sugarbabyxoxo 2
hopefully your inssurance costs don't go up because of this. unless you can get him to pay the bill go through the courts but don't charge him! because if you don't charge him than your inssurance won't have to pay, he can just pay the bill on it. but yeah if you charge him than yeah. but I remember this happening to me once you just gotta pay it in the time period they give you. so do that op. sorry I'm rambling. I am half asleep.
HiddenTiger 0
You'd be suprised. For some reason, alot of morons stop at yellow.
HiddenTiger 0
160, if you don't understand the fml, don't post you dumb creeper.
Dopeyrox 0
Here it's $100 and the cameras are bs
AnonymousGalifrey 1
no op doesnt understand this guy has to pay outta his pocket
Ouroboros_fml 0
lol, I knew it was a woman before I even clicked on it ^_^ stereotypes are funny and save time
Hated_By_FML 0
178 i don't see you commenting with anything useful to say
00yoda4 0
dude that sux
deliciouscake 3
doesn't he then have to pay out of HIS money?
ElRafaishere 0
sue his ass
kate_mama2009 0
won't he have to pay out of pocket?
ElRafaishere 0
yup
saviisneat 0
actually if you get rear ended, its their fault no matter what. BECAUSE the rule is you should be far enough away from a car to be able to suddenly stop safely. tailgating is a ticketable offense for this exact reason.
ladiesman14 0
goog luck collecting from someone with a stolen identity.
mickmac 0
Florida is a no-fault state. meaning it doesn't matter who hits who
GoingCommando93 14
So, 169. Since he doesn't have insurance he automatically has a stolen or has stolen an identity? You're smart, bro. (sarcasm)
mariekentairo 0
You deserve it for stopping at a yellow light... You yeild.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yield? FFS this is going to trigger more female driver jokes. Please don't drive. You're bringing the rest of us down.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I think some people may be confusing a flashing yellow-- one that does not ever turn red or green-- with a three-color intersection signal. At the first you do indeed yield or slow down, depending on the situation.
darkmis1 18
Well you kinda deserve it. Yellow means "slow down", not "stop". It sucks that he's uninsured though.
The_good_times 0
yellow light doesn't mean slow down lol, it means you should stop if you can, the yellow light is there in case you're too close and you have too much speed to stop, so it gives you a brief time to pass safely in that case, but if you CAN stop, you HAVE to stop. People that see the yellow light and see it as the last chance to pass and accelerate instead of break are actually breaking the law.
The_good_times 0
Plus even if he stopped when he shouldn't have, he still in no way deserves it, whenever someone rear-ends a car it's always HIS fault, it was his responsability to keep a safe distance from the car in front of him. I really hope that they didn't give you a license.
CookiesNOJ 0
Liscence smicence* My aunt fell asleep the wheel a couple months back and I was in the passenger seat. Who doesn't own a liscence?
TheNewGuy03 29
haha, i only pass through yellow lights if i'm going too fast to stop. but you should stop if you can! i agree :] |the kid|
darkmis1 18
Oh, well thanks for bringing that up. It just so happens that I have epilepsy, and last month I had a really bad seizure, and I had to go to the hospital so I wouldn't die. As a result, I can't drive until October, because I now have to wait 6 months. Thanks for reminding me of that though. You wanna make fun of my seizures and anxiety disorder while you're at it?
CookiesNOJ 0
List any other medical conditions you may have had in the past year Darkmis and I'll see what I can do. ^_*
darkmis1 18
Well I'm not really in the mood to flirt or any of that shit. I'm really depressed right now.
sc95060sc 0
haha #74 ur not gonna get arrested for running a stoplight hahaa
Vanessaxx 0
OMG. 7 your pictures like creepy. I'm not saying your ugly I'm saying the colors are creepy. Like scary movie creepy. it reminds me of that movie "May"
CookiesNOJ 0
Your comment had it's fair amount of replies at the end of it.. Does that not count for nothing woman?
darkmis1 18
84: I just messed around with it. I've gotten a lot of comments about it from a lot of people. Some really like it, and some think I was trying to look like the mona lisa, which I wasn't. 85: Yes, it's nice to have a good amount of comments, but 2 of them were writen by a bitch, who insulted me, and reminded me of a lot of shit. My life's already ****** up enough.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Sorry to hear that darkmis. Medical issues blow, especially when they keep you at home. Been there-- that's why I'm on here so much lately :( Your posts have seemed kinda down lately. Pay no attention to the anonymous insults; it's the Internet. People overreact. I doubt she'd have said that if she knew.
lickmyjock 0
what he said. lol do people really think yellow means slow down? lord help us all.
sxyntx 0
the cop agrees
Hated_By_FML 0
i think #7s picture looks like mona lisa
boatiebanter 0
Wow, "darkmis". Attention ***** much? Someone on FML saying they hope you don't drive based on your apparent ignorance of the rules of the road is OBVIOUSLY a jab at your epilepsy. And are you seriously complaining about being kept off the road for your own safety, as well as the safety of those around you? 6 months isn't a particularly long time. Thanks for sharing, though, crying in public just makes you ever so myserious and fascinating.
darkmis1 18
Wow 194-I bet you're a total badass, aren't you? I'd LOVE to see you try and say that to my face though. I seriously doubt you'd have the guts. Stop trolling around and grow the **** up! And thanks 162, and 133 :-)
The_good_times 0
Darkmis, how is criticizing you for not knowing what a yellow light means a jab to your epilepsy? HOW THE F*CK could I even know that you suffer of some medical conditions, and even if I would've known, it still doesn't mean crap, you CAN know driving regulations, epilepsy doesn't prevent you for having the common sense to know what a yellow light is, nor does it prevent you to learn something about driving. And I wasn't even making fun, I was genuinely upset of the fact that so many people have no idea what a yellow light means, it just so happened that I replied to you and not someone else saying the same stupid thing.
aslate 0
deff sue his ass!
zerobahamut03 2
ur cute!!!!
skull_candy 0
attention everyone. gay alert
MadeOfAwesome 1
OHMYGAWD, not gay people!! They are an abomination to humanity!!! Too heavy on the sarcasm? Sorry.
ScooterScott 0
You mean Thorry. Forgot the lisp.
memyselfandme 0
sue him, u don't have to take that
The_good_times 0
so what's the problem? he's the one that's in deep shit, at least in my country you can go to jail for that, so you can ask him for cash, a lot of it.
darkmis1 18
If he doesn't have insurance, that most likely means he doesn't have a lot of money, so taking him to court would be pointless. You can't take blood from a stone.
queencitystoner 0
and that my friends, is why America blows lol fyl for being American
hunteredmundson 17
You can still sue him for what he does have to get the car fixed, maybe he will be more careful next time
clw224 0
people in Florida also don't know how to drive
Hated_By_FML 0
too many old people
emirenee 6
#12; actually most who live in Florida do, it's mostly the tourists or snowbirds that don't
tasha_caliente 0
sue him
J3RZ3Y 0
goddamn
reggie77 0
wow!! nice pic!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Sweetie, let me tell you what your mum should have: you're too pretty to be trying that hard for attention.
lickmyjock 0
did your picture just change? I could of sworn your shirt was yellow.