Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, my yearly bonus finally hit my bank account while I was busy at work. Hurrah! Unfortunately, I'm married, so by the time I got a second of free time to check my phone, my email was full of my wife's online shopping receipts, including a non-refundable cruise. I wish we could save money… FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, my wife got fired for leaving work early once again. She's been doing random "spot checks" for the past month, convinced that she'll catch me cheating on her. This paranoid crap is exactly why I'm filing for divorce. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
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MsSoulReaper 27
Your wife must not trust you :/ Sorry OP
blcksocks 19
You work 24/7? When do you poop?
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Comments (100)
NeedCheeringUp 10
Sorry to hear this. Maybe this will make you feel better. My partner has been having cyber affairs with otherness through WOW. She works but I pay most of the bills.
gracehi 33
I really don't see how that will make OP feel better. -.- But anyway, you should really nip that problem in the butt. My exhusband's numerous "real" affairs began with "cyber" affairs. Your wife's infidelity could quickly escalate to something tangible. (Please excuse double post. Twas accidental.)
StanSmith_fml 9
It's FML. Always accuse of cheating and always dump your partner for every bad thing that happens. /sarcasm
Rocky007 15
Bitches be crazy.
metalwolf 17
Photograph the item and the receipt, then return both and buy something for yourself, then follow this script: OP: "I got this for your birthday" *Op shows picture* Op:"But I decided that the money was better spent on this" *Op holds item he purchased for himself while standing out of range in case she has a bad reaction*
Pentium_4 27
so true...trust is the most important part of a relationship
Senseless_487 29
And don't forget to sue, 71.
kandi_kid69 15
OP, instead of buying her a gift you should've found the guy that had the fried rat, took it off his hands, put it in a box and wrapped it for your wife. :p
GossipGirl2012 2
That sucks maybe show her what you posted and she'll understands. If not that's here problem. Good luck! :)
groupleader 7
Next year, buy yourself a hooker and give your wife an entire case of herpes, the gift that keeps on giving...
detorio 2
Wow... Hard luck :(