Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I informed my daughter-in-law that I’m a granny, not an unpaid, on-call 24/7 babysitter, and no, I will not be babysitting her kids all day so she can go to an all-day brunch with her similarly selfish girlfriends. She threw an actual tantrum and threatened to put me in a home. FML
Today, my daughter is such a bitch that when her husband texted to say he’d be 30 minutes late after work, she rang him to yell at him. He got so upset, he decided not to come home at all and booked a hotel, which was awkward for everyone waiting to surprise him with a birthday party. FML
Today, my daughter got home at midnight, two hours past curfew. My husband got all mad and accused her of dressing like a cheap whore. So firstly, he went way too far with the name calling and I’ll yell at him later, but also the dress she was wearing was mine, so I guess I’m a cheap whore too. FML
Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
Today, I called off my wedding because I found out he was cheating, but my daughter is more upset that she spent $400 on a bridesmaid's gown and now can't get a refund. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
She's not a brat, she can't hide her contempt of you.
kltkiara 6
Pretty sure it had less to do with money and more to do with you being a POS
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Comments (9)
Hangryko 32
She's not a brat, she can't hide her contempt of you.
kltkiara 6
Pretty sure it had less to do with money and more to do with you being a POS
soundsfakebutok 10
eat shit, cheater
$xoxo1228 6
The daughter being a brat and basically black mailing isn’t okay. But what you did is worse, you’re not a good person
UniUni 20
She gets her "brattiness" from you, you piece of shit
Plcx 8
that’s a really shitty family
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Husband might be okay.
yallliemorethanttrump 4
you got what you deserve
Plcx 8
you raised a brat. whose fault is it?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
As Deadpool would say, you really are God's perfect idiot, aren't you?... Seriously, you're having an affair and you raised a Karen. Don't you just feel proud?