Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Today, to punish my wife for disrespecting me in front of my friends, I told her I wasn't going to help with the baby tonight. When I woke up, she and my baby were gone with nothing more than a text saying she was speaking to a divorce lawyer. Over one night. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
a1f0sff 25
Should've thought of that before cheating on your wife.
DEADPOOL076 30
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (112)
a1f0sff 25
Should've thought of that before cheating on your wife.
kpoakes 20
I feel really bad for your poor wife. F her life.
DEADPOOL076 30
DoomedGemini 38
I kinda think it makes it through so everyone has a chance to tell op how shitty they are.
ChristinePi 36
I bet a lot of people have cheated before and felt OP wasn't that bad since he was going to try and repair it. Sigh
sparkledoge 29
"Many people have done it before" is not an excuse to betray somebody who loves and trusts you.
Sparkieemae 14
Protip: you can't get caught cheating if you don't cheat. Happy divorcing!
phimatt 8
I feel like this belongs on that new meme of the guy pointing at his head
phimatt 8
I feel like this belongs on that new meme of the guy pointing at his head
kernelkat 16
Good job dude
runswithlions 3
Um. You're not expecting sympathy, right?
Catdragon 40
**** your wife's life. you're a scumbag full of dicks.
lilchica22001 22
He is a wheezing bag of dick ****.
superapple 23
I'm actually thankful your mistress ratted you out. Your wife deserves to know what a POS she is married to.
lilchica22001 22
Yup! And I hope she gets every dime, the house and the car in the divorce. That guy is absolute scum.
DanielleinDC 34
OP said it was an anonymous message, although I wouldn't be surprised if it were the spurned mistress who sent the message to the wife,
J352SAURUS 30
Did you think that we would give you sympathy because you said you wanted to work on your marriage? As if you're a caring, devoted husband that is just so invested and concerned? I really hope you don't have children.
EnJey0 19
We'll, you are.