Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, my yearly bonus finally hit my bank account while I was busy at work. Hurrah! Unfortunately, I'm married, so by the time I got a second of free time to check my phone, my email was full of my wife's online shopping receipts, including a non-refundable cruise. I wish we could save money… FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, my wife got fired for leaving work early once again. She's been doing random "spot checks" for the past month, convinced that she'll catch me cheating on her. This paranoid crap is exactly why I'm filing for divorce. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
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MsSoulReaper 27
Your wife must not trust you :/ Sorry OP
blcksocks 19
You work 24/7? When do you poop?
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Comments (100)
dayofwreckoning 12
I used to drop $2k per month on my now-ex at restaurants. I feel ya.
urMaster 0
Of course she should.. I agree with you bcus she marred the dude, so yes she could've just asked him a mil. questions instead of jumping to the conclusion of an affair ..
thatoneguy79 10
Do the friends you barely have time to see include your wife? I've been in jobs with long work hours before, and it puts a strain on the relationship because time together is limited. My suggestion; review your priorities. Your wife appears to be feeling that your are spending more time away from home than is necessary, and this has her concerned. Perhaps you can cut back to 20/7 to spend a little more time with her and let her know you still care, since you had the forethought to buy her a birthday present (I'm going to assume you remembered before her birthday). Sounds to me like she is missing the man she married. My suggestion; schedule the work around the family.
marisa1436 5
Happy birthday honey....I want a DIVORCE lmao xP that's sad.....
spottyblanket 8
Just tell her the truth, she will say sorry
geod69 8
That's why you are suppose to forget you get in trouble for forgetting
HimroV5 2
You might just been too nice to her, or because of ur workhour, u r more a financial partner than a husband to her
RebelYell14 4
But enough time to whine about it here. Ydi.
naulty 0
Man I get it same thing happened to me before it will work it's self out
scorpiella 4
One of the many reasons I will not be sharing a bank account with my husband.