Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML
Today, I dropped a bottle when moving my cat supplies. and just my luck it fell onto my iPhone and broke the screen. I don’t have enough money to replace it. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
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Top comments
FalloutScrolls 25
Your phone demanded a blood sacrifice. Way to step up, OP. Go you!
TeenieRee_2032 27
There is a problem with the iPhone, you just can't put your finger on it. ? see what I did there?
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Comments (64)
IamComrade 16
Your first problem was buying an iPhone
Enkeria 30
iPhones are good phones. Mine has never had issues.
HairyPunisher 27
I'm not an Apple obsessed product buyer but I bought my first iPhone in October 2013 and it's still standing. This thing is built like a brick shithouse.
mezochan 29
I'll stop buying iPhones when my husband's android phone lasts longer than my refurbished iPhone.
TMO2142 25
my question. is it a iphone 4
SpyroMello 29
#1 I have an iPhone and I've never cracked it's screen. My boyfriend has an android and he has a crack in the corner as well as its battery barely lasting 6 hours at school. So maybe it's not because "it's an iPhone."
HitmanKillsYou 13
it is. last iphone i had, i dropped on concrete with the most expensice ottorbox case on it i could get, and the entire screen shattered. meanwhile ive thrown my android at a wall with a shitty $10 phone case on it and nothing jappened. as for the battery issue, thats on the owner. he probably never lets his battery die or takes the battery out over night. l have had the same battery and phone for 4 years and have had no problems with any part of my phone
Steffi3 40
Good thing iPhones also function properly without sliding fingers across the screen! Wait..
haiHowAreYa 23
Ha gottee
kristihek10 12
Oops, biohazard.
TeenieRee_2032 27
There is a problem with the iPhone, you just can't put your finger on it. ? see what I did there?
Delta_0DST 12
The door is right over there
dinkibus 18
You probably should have just bought a case
Silentshdw13 22
Paying for another screen might hurt the wallet, but it's worth since it can damage you as you have learned. I always keep mine in a case after dropping it once.
FalloutScrolls 25
Your phone demanded a blood sacrifice. Way to step up, OP. Go you!
SixthSinEnvy 39
And this is why I have an android. No blood sacrifice necessary. (Let the Android vs IOS arguments begin. Bwahaha.)
CheekyRaccoon 27
The only apple I like is my friend, Apples the bat ";-;"
thelordofpies 20
Sounds like a pain in the "glass"!!!
tyrspencer 18
You might want to get an iBandage!
thesmeagol 22
I wouldn't spend the $500 they would want for that
PharmacyJoe 13
It's only $450 if you get the iBandageC.
28actress 22
I have a plexiglass screen protector and while it might shatter, it prevents the actual screen from being damaged and is much cheaper to replace!!
domolovesyoshi 33
Me too