Today, my grandson visited me, and asked if I had any pictures of myself from when I was a little girl. I happily looked for a few photos to give him, asking what had piqued his curiosity. He replied that he wanted some for a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
Today, the new guy at work - who is probably at least ten years older than I am - admired the photo on my desk of myself with my husband and teenage daughters and asked, "Are those your grandchildren?" I'm in my 40's. FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patient's room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
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BadKitty14 7
Kids say the darnedest things.
wlddog 14
See if you can get a pic from when earth was created. That would get him a better grade guaranteed. Perhaps a picture of you riding a dinosaur.
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Comments (78)
BadKitty14 7
Kids say the darnedest things.
insertnameherr 11
And others are just stupid.
meso222 8
Most are stupid... That's why they need to go to school, and learn. No offence, we were all kids and most grew up smart enough...
wlddog 14
You have confused the word stupid with ignorant again.
wlddog 14
See if you can get a pic from when earth was created. That would get him a better grade guaranteed. Perhaps a picture of you riding a dinosaur.
brackaman 18
That is just ridiculous. Everyone knows that dinosaurs were wild animals. Op rode mammoths. Duh
Bubbelz 25
Ah f-ck, note to self: don't read funny comments when yawning...
wlddog 14
There is always a risk in FML. Hopefully you did not rupture a lung.
Wimoweh 10
Yeah, and everyone knows that you can domesticate the majority of carnivorous dinosaurs with some time and a few thousands pounds of mastodon meat. It's ridiculous to think that OP only rode mammoths. It's not entirely out the question that OP wanted speed and rode a velociraptor. Duh.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Dinosaurs aren't real and the world is only 2,000 years old, according to my ex. So sorry, but a picture of OP riding a dinosaur just isn't going to happen.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
I'm so sorry for you, 62 lD
asnakelovinbabe 16
It's okay 62, that's why he's my ex now!
wlddog 14
What did your ex say when they discovered massive bones and skulls? And we have more then 2000 years of history written down. How does he explain that?
mrningbrd 19
Good lord. The world is billions of years old, and it's ignorant of you to say dinosaurs never existed. Every day we find new things about dinosaurs that help us discover more about our planet.
toaster012 17
Ha. He confused 'middle ages'.
jodakast 3
bahaha, I get it now
ihaveasushicat 24
That is super adorable. Depending on age, when I was little, someone who was just in their 40s I thought was ancient. Kids can be so funny.
hotPinklipstick 24
I was six when I first met my step mom, I asked her what it was like riding in wagons before cars were made. She was 38 at the time. I wasn't a dumb child either, I just thought that 38 was really, really old.
chelsearenaeee 16
He is awesome.
Leasha3 14
How cute
PipingMouse 14
Yeah don't take it to heart, OP. I'm sure he was just joking...? Atleast you'll help him get a good grade on the project.
malkavian_mad 13
Will he get a good grade? When he's wrong.
a_frogg 9
Kids say these things all the time. Don't feel bad :)
noelasis94 18
What a whimsical child you have there, the Middle Ages was such a dark time wasn't it?
Catkam623 27
The dark ages... Or the time while you were in your fathers balls.
lilhellian 27
Dark times indeed.. Not knowing wether this one would be in a tissue, someones mouth, arse, or ******..
PenguinBitch 44
Yo dog, or possibly your face.
Bubbelz 25
Okay guys, stop scaring innocent bypassing sperm.