Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I was finally about to hook up with the girl I’ve been crushing on forever. My piss-drunk roommate burst through my door butt ass naked and yelled, “Party time, bitches!” Now she thinks I’m some perv that tried to rope her into a three-way. I tried to explain and apologize, but she's blocked me. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I was chilling at home when my roomie cruised in with a baddie on his arm. She turned out to be a total ho and started trying to get in my pants while he was sitting RIGHT THERE. I did everything I could to shake her off and in the end I just asked her to leave. Fuck, I feel bad for him. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
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Top comments
epicx22 22
That sucks ! :( Don't worry, you'll find someone who'll suit you soon :)
BlackHawkSavior 28
Ahh yes the joys of tinder people. Keep trying OP I'm sure you'll find someone.
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Comments (55)
epicx22 22
That sucks ! :( Don't worry, you'll find someone who'll suit you soon :)
beeferjay 34
you might have to shave her back, but at least you'll have someone
justsayingbeach 15
That's what you get with easy girls.. Easily lead!
ad1836 19
Months ? Thats a pretty long time for her to just turn on you Sorry OP ! you'll find someone better !
smackaroonial 20
*Rafiki voice* Look harder.
disturbedchyk 11
reread the FML bc he wasn't talking to this particular girl for months. he said he's been using tinder and going on first dates for months
BlackHawkSavior 28
Ahh yes the joys of tinder people. Keep trying OP I'm sure you'll find someone.
Xobubblyxo 23
Maybe Tinder is not the place for you to meet someone? Now let's see, how did people get dates and hook ups before Tinder...
ohSNAPyall 27
It sounds like OP met her offline.
Tripartita 45
Chance encounters when they're out doing other things. Perfect for those who are naturally charming, amiable, and socially-comfortable.
tiger820 20
sounds like a threesome to me! ?
EvilTurtle 35
Why is there always a ? in all your comments ? ? ?
Brandi_Faith 34
If you try and use an emoji it blanks it out as a question mark. I assume he keeps trying to use emoji's even though it continues to turn them into question marks.
enginsteve 17
Evilturtles is all about some emojis : )
boxergirl1054 16
Oh yeah those are most girls on tinder lol
el_bell3618 29
Maybe if you didn't call it and treat it like a hookup, she would do the same. But better luck next time OP, and maybe try another app or service!
purelymixed 17
Sounds like exactly what you should expect from Tinder
worldclassrager 41
Did either of you score?