Today, I sold cigarettes to a woman who promptly told me that she smoked meth. It's only my second night working this job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at a retail, I was checking on a customer who had been in one of the dressing rooms for over an hour. After knocking for 10 minutes, I unlocked the door myself, only to find the customer sitting on the floor, smoking crack. This isn't even the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
Today, I had to call the cops at 10:30 at night because of the meth smoke from my neighbor burning my nostrils, with a heavy waft of cigarette covering it up. They never smoke cigarettes, except as a less-than-average way to cover up the drugs that I can pinpoint after being at two different shelters in Denver and Boulder. FML
Today, a woman I've never met drove to the house I live in and tried to buy meth. She knew my name and I have no idea how. I retired from the Army in December and I'm in the hiring process for Customs and Border Protection. FML
Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML
Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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Top comments
chirstinap325 23
"Newport Reds 100s" "Would you like your receipt, ma'am?" "I smoke meth." Walks out without receipt.
FalloutScrolls 25
Dang. That's methed up.
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Comments (23)
bagadigi 15
Shouldve asked to share.
chirstinap325 23
"Newport Reds 100s" "Would you like your receipt, ma'am?" "I smoke meth." Walks out without receipt.
aredvulpix 23
At least she trusted you with that information haha. Good luck open, there will be more crazy customers where that came from!
trucker2 33
I hope your not work your shift alone- sounds like a classy area
socialproduct 19
**glassy area
peckerbeak22 14
???
Scarylizard1798 23
Sounds like it's gonna be a fun job
FalloutScrolls 25
Dang. That's methed up.
Jay18 22
-Mike Tyson
RichardPencil 32
Now you know a good meth-od to make some extra money.
OhPuhleeze 23
Well i had been working six months at a gas store when this girl (about 13-14, usually comes with her mother who would buy cigarettes) comes in with another friend and asked if we had glass straws.. I had no clue what she wanted to do with them. Told her we didn't keep any glass straws and she left. Only when Itold the night security guard and he lamented that Meth is going to kill her young did I know you need a glass tube to smoke meth (this was before breaking bad).. Stay strong you will have much worse weirdos coming in - the random guy who will take a dump, the stoner who will throw everything down in the aisle because you dont have pop tarts, the lady who will take a sip from the milk bottle and keep it back, mean kids who will watch you mop the floor and wait for you to finish before they stomp in with muddy shoes to look around and buy nothing... It is SO hard and sometimes i wondered if it is worth the minimum wage.... Bills to pay...
wow2mylife 25
I'm glad I got the email today that I didn't get the gas station job after reading this
PrincessAmburr 8
Oh the joys of working in a gas station. I once had a lady throw her scratch off at me and storm out yelling she didn't support "killers" because it said proud supporters of veterans on the ticket.