Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was at an outdoor market with my family. We'd had dinner and were about to leave when two women stood next to our table, smoking. We called out to let them know they could have it, as we were leaving. They thought we were complaining about the smoke. They yelled at us and stormed off, while the other tables stared. FML
Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML
Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
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Top comments
Flyersfan54 4
I hate hypocrites.
fernclogger 5
Talk about a hypocrite
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Comments (205)
Flyersfan54 4
I hate hypocrites.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
I bet she said something on the lines of, "my smokes are healthier for my children then yours"...
KittySaysMoo 6
Or maybe "I'm on the verge of quitting..."
zach8771 3
You know what else I hate, hate the flyers
br0ccoli 15
"Jimmy I want you to do onto others as you would like things done onto to you. Be a good person. It's the righteous thing to do." 5 min later... "Listen ****** get that cigarette out of my kids faces! Don't make me stick my foot up your ass! *puffs cigarette*" Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Don't worry. Karma will get them back twice as hard.
jaflan 5
Whatta fuggin bitch
Flyersfan54 4
Just another butt-hurt penguins fan...
DocBasterdwanabe 4
If there's an ass to be grabbed, there's a bitch to be stabbed! speaking of which, "honey come here!"
starman02 12
What a nice old hag. Would love to meet her. Curious.. What did you say to her?
Big_Chives 7
They're both idiots for smoking
Rectumended 3
I'm starting to hate society
zombicidal 11
yes karma will give her lung cancer
babykillaseason 0
Yes, and i love crack.
babykillaseason 0
I hate you.
zach8771 3
What, how beast they are
linkinpark98 24
117 - That's what Whitney Houston said.
xalerion 0
Did no one ever stop to think it could've been one of those fake ones that "look and taste like a real cigarette, they even light up and produce smoke, without the release or ingestion of any harmful chemicals!" as the commercial would say
QueenZombie 5
154- those fake cigarettes do not look real. From a distance, maybe, but waving in someones face you could deffinately tell.
Matty1188 6
27 - unto, not onto
hutch66 13
I hate smokers.
Spirit88 4
Pretty sure I enjoy every comment you post. :)
owlfeatures 8
Bitchy people! That kinda does suck...
SortOfSexy 4
Smoking is bad, mmk?
kuges 0
That's right!!
konjaman 0
Isn't it obvious, she smokes filtered cigarettes...
OneNightStander 6
2 When I first read ur comment I thought it said "black people! That does kinda suck!" lol
owlfeatures 8
173 Hahahaha... Maybe not... ^^ just sayin'
luddearsenal 7
#173 what. the. ****.
fernclogger 5
Talk about a hypocrite
tylersign 11
Well, if you're sure... I know this one person, who was the biggest hypocrite. He made himself exempt from any rules, but made everyone else follow them. He was a hypocrite. Was that good, or should I do more?
RedPillSucks 33
Please sir. May I have some more?
DKjazz 20
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR?! (I was Beadle Bumble in High School)
eva4757 0
And that, children, is what we call: a hypocrit
jellitonoctopus 19
^ And that, children, is how we don't spell: hypocrite.
lilpowers 3
Jeez woman!
KiddNYC1O 22
Nice parenting...
sicksadworld1317 30
This is why you should consider carring a pocket dictionary: you'd have had something to wave in her face while telling her to look up the definitions of hypocrisy and tact :)
harrypotter955 19
You sir, have an amazing point.
Raccoo 10
Agreed!
perdix 31
Were you smoking crack?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
9 By the sound of this FML the other lady probably was.
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL. "Crack is wack, crack is cheap." - Whitney Houston. RIP.
sappy0 5
Lol! That's what I was wondering! :P
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol I knew I would get thumbed down for that one, and counting...
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
36 it's because we are slandering their precious drug.
sqeakyclean 7
36 I gave you thumbs up to get you out of the hole. If it was any other crackhead- people wouldn't have cared, but because it's Whitney Houston, everyone's panties are in a bunch.
perdix 31
36, I see you talked your way in going from negative to positive in the thumbs dept. So, why are they hatin' my original comment? I was merely putting forth a scenario where the tobacco-smoking mom could bawl out the OP without being a hypocrite.
KiddNYC1O 22
67- By that comment, seems like my tactic is growing on you. Haha. 62- Thanks.
kuges 0
Probably was... Stupid!!! Wait to b an example 4 kids!!! Ass wipe!!!
EmreArslan 11
I almost pressed YDI but when I saw that she was smoking aswell. I got mad at her. Hate people like that.
Takuya272727 16
Same here.
Suba_fml 8
Dangers of smoking people
reapy 14
I always try not to smoke people, it's really bad for their health.
StonerkidDGK420 0
Hold up # 34 you smoke people?
RedPillSucks 33
Example #32787531 as to why grammar is important.
KiddNYC1O 22
45- Was that sarcasm or does your username explain your comment?
sqeakyclean 7
I smoke people! It's a lot of money for a pack of people, but I can't quit.
cosmosis 12
11 likes to smoke the blue veins. ....
False_Stupidity 42
I smoke people, I work at a crematorium...
missalkali 8
^fYl bro!! why would u work there?!
zack11742 7
Because he likes money who are you to judge
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Grammar is the difference between "helping your uncle jack off a horse," and "helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse." Your grammar tells me that you help your uncle jack off a horse.
welandedonthemoo 5
Smokes poles
RedmontFief 7
Hear hear!
xXshadowrollerXx 6
126 - I find it strange that you are teaching grammar, yet you're making numerous mistakes yourself. "Helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse" is incorrect because there's no need for a comma in that phrase. All you need to do is capitalize Uncle Jack to signify who the subject is. You're welcome.
sparkrok 8
Or would the correct way be "Helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse" Hm...
BradTheBrony 19
Actually, he didn't forget the comma, because he capitalized Uncle.
G0odgrief 0
she doesn't want her kids inhaling any tar that didn't pass through her lungs first
batummshakalaka 1
Wouldn't that make her the best mom in the world? She's a good one. I'm sure she had a good mom as well... Circle of life.