Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
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Top comments
boydeee01 7
Take her meth, then lecture her back.
davexs 10
First try getting her help and if she doesnt want or doesnt help if you are 18 or above move but you cant let her take you down with her.
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Comments (157)
boydeee01 7
Take her meth, then lecture her back.
aceman1992 9
Or you could have her switch drugs, laughter is the best medicine, correct? Weed causes laughter, therefore weed is the best medicine? That's the logic I go by anyways.
muzy 23
"You've got one thing wrong. This is not meth..." kudos to anyone who gets this :)
shannonreneee 11
Taking meth off a meth addict will cause you more harm then good!!!
hellbilly205 17
Meth is bad so im told...
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Ah, another one of those FMLs where it's questionable how OP didn't notice a person close to him/her is a drug addict. Meth heads have such distinctive tell tale signs. Anyway, hopefully you can work something out with her and convince her to seek help. Addiction can turn even angels into demons.
Khalifa89 1
#1 be glad she didnt sell anything but your bed #2 you shouldve been known she was on meth! The signs aren't that hard to recognize. So get her some help
arikakiki 0
That's a really stupid idea..
aceman1992 9
Alright clearly I was joking people, I realize weed isn't the best medicine for a meth addict..... Heroin is.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Good times with mercury fulminate. I knew there'd be at least one good Breaking Bad reference in here. :)
ladyLALAA 29
Jesse... Jesse.. Haha, how many times an episode does he say that name?
KiKiTraSH 0
Methadone would be the healthier choice. Meth to bring her up. Methadone to bring her down. Fun times.
Ciraxas 7
28 Such a good show....
thathipsterchick 2
It won't work. My aunt is a meth addict. She started at 17, and is still using it at 50. When she tried to get off of it and my grandma took the meth away from her... She only got worse. :(
sophiehan 8
Wow it's like you're trying to he dislikes
davexs 10
First try getting her help and if she doesnt want or doesnt help if you are 18 or above move but you cant let her take you down with her.
boydeee01 7
Need. More. Punctuation.
davexs 10
Sorry i know, i realized after i post it.
every1luvsboners 11
You need a shirt. You look like Screech from Saved by the Bell.
davexs 10
Lol im glad you compared me to the character and not the dumbass that played him.
murdersquirrel 15
Why are you gold?
VoteForTaco 8
66- Why not?
Timja83 0
You are hot!
Torva_fml 16
It's called filters, and layers.... Crazy shit you can do with a computer! Like you know those ads on **** sites?! Yea... Those dicks aren't THAT big..
AlexCastro94 0
Hey;)
datguyuno 5
I actually can't ******* understand this because of total lack of punctuation... and are you missing a word or something?
ICATiger 13
Users are losers
p3mguin 7
Addicts are faggots
Shelta957 13
She's going nowhere but downhill
p3mguin 7
At least she admitted it, now try to get help for her, best bet....
Invalid_user_nam 0
That's great for her since her pusher lives at the bottom.
Blueglasscup 18
You just found out she's a drug addict?
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
That's what OP said.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
In today's world everyone is crazy, so it's hard to tell who's insane and who's really just puffing, snorting, inhaling...ect.
Torva_fml 16
If she's on meth.... OP is an idiot for not noticing. Meth ***** you up physically.... Before and after pictures, anyone?
K_kanaka 26
Yes there are physical signs but those before and after pictures are of long term abuse to meth. Like from 6 months to years. As far as we know OP's mom could only have been addicted for only a month or two. But there are other signs that could point to her (OP's mom) meth addiction.
MrsSmith43231 1
My question is, who the hell would buy a used bed?
mrbasilio 7
Who would'nt ? Beds are ******* expensive
tobedd 13
Have you seen Craig's List?? People will buy anything. Used bed could get 30$+.
Awsumuzzie 12
... People who live a normal life and can't afford a new one?
ALLDAY88 8
Another methhead.
Kyzahhh 7
Meth dealers... They like to be comfortable top
Kyzahhh 7
Too
tswizz 13
#6, my question is, are you really that stupid?
kanata665 0
#6- You'd be surprised. There are some creepy people in the world that would buy a girl's used bed.... :/
cassidy0922 6
Many, many people.
420smoke420 3
That sucks I know what its like to have a mom use that shit. Don't get involved in that drug it will just bring you down too.
hellbilly205 17
Yea smoke weed :D
Torva_fml 16
Or just don't do drugs, period. Just because weed is "natural" (it's not) doesn't make it "safe" by any means.
420smoke420 3
Yeah it does
TheBetrayer 4
@91 weed is a plant, plants = nature = natural
AdamBasebal69 0
Coming from the person that has 420 in their name and beer in their picture.
Beebow_fml 5
I like when people try comparing the separate categories of drugs to eachother (stimulants, narcotics, psychedelics etc.). Everyone has their own opinion but don't try comparing my recreational psychedelic use to a methhead's.
hellbilly205 17
Ill never do meth...and i like to smoke my weed but i dont tell everyone about it but yes meth is not the thing to do neither is any kind of drug but **** it you only live once
CheckItOutItsYou 7
I don't smoke anything. But if toxic tar cigarettes are okay to smoke then weed should be to, I think we can get out of this bad economy by taxing it. And it will stop the cartels from bringing it to over here in the US because nobody wants that dirt weed
Bekeliyr 10
This whole taxing weed thing is complete bullshit. it will not guarantee a way out of recession. and not everyone uses weed. government would still make more from taxing food alone. so what makes you think weed would suddenly increase economical efficiency?
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Yeah saying it will completely solve everything is dumb, but its better then giving money to businesses to only have them give the executives bigger bonuses.
fatty_mcfathead 0
Lol. Dummy.
ohSNAPyall 27
113 food taxes are pretty cold. Especially with such high unemployment, underemployment and homelessness.
Ciraxas 7
91 While it is true that just because weed is natural doesn't make it safe, weed is safe nonetheless.
roxneemeh 3
Wow that's terrible. Try moving out if you are able to, is my one and only suggestion.
xbrit551 13
Intervention time! Or Jerry Springer.
GoW_Chick 15
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Nyx3ni6m4 5
I second 14
ICATiger 13
Any one want some jerry beads ;)
ikickgingers 15
I had a drunk off duty cop explain to me how to shake n' bake meth. Creepy but kind of interesting. Any soda bottles and batteries laying around your house?
shrekus 0
Or a double boiler?
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Or a spare bed so you don't have to do all the work? :)