Dano
Unreasonable
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
So unfair
Today, my boss decided that we no longer have to clock out for cigarette breaks, but we do for toilet breaks. I'm the only non-smoker on my floor, and I'm getting penalised for it. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Take it up with HR
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
jobless
Fort Collins, United States
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Sunshine56
Greenbrier, United States
Today, I sold cigarettes to a woman who promptly told me that she smoked meth. It's only my second night working this job. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Get out of here
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
reptar2009
United States
Caught in 4K
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
trollbot13
Hyderabad, India
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Top comments
EBrogen 12
Unless your plan was to build a functional transformer with junk parts, exactly how much of a loss is it? Over cigarettes? Take the universes hint and move on with a smile, that's a blessing.
ArieScorpio 3
Well that total BS. I agree, that’s the universe moving you to something better.
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EBrogen 12
Unless your plan was to build a functional transformer with junk parts, exactly how much of a loss is it? Over cigarettes? Take the universes hint and move on with a smile, that's a blessing.
ArieScorpio 3
Well that total BS. I agree, that’s the universe moving you to something better.
RichardPencil 32
It was a sign that it's time to move up in your career. Next stop: Salvage Yard. Five-year plan: Municipal Dump There's big money in garbage if you can stand the smell.