billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Tylerdirdin84
Threesome
Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States
Enjoy what you enjoy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
lovethateuropeanblood
Osaka, Japan
Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML
bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
almyric
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Welcome back!
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Top comments
ahabsfan 17
Rub her back while giving it to her doggy style. You’re both welcome.
Graeme David 12
Back rubs are a very intimate and passionate thing. Girls are turned on with intimacy. It doesn't surprise that our turns her on. But you should all what she actually wants sexually, let her guide you.
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ahabsfan 17
Rub her back while giving it to her doggy style. You’re both welcome.
Denita House 5
backrubs with sex are my favorite!!!
bloopaloop 27
She’s getting that from someone else
EmDizzle2007 28
you probably ain't wrong.
Graeme David 12
Back rubs are a very intimate and passionate thing. Girls are turned on with intimacy. It doesn't surprise that our turns her on. But you should all what she actually wants sexually, let her guide you.
RichardPencil 32
Back rubs are sexual! They'd better be, or I'd still be a virgin!
shannon2348 14
So if you're aware of that why don't you do something about it? ydi
Carl Keany 10
You sound like your new to this, find out what your girl likes and but the sounds of it it's been touched in certain areas it's called foreplay... 👏👍
jfigley 5
Bruh....read some sex books or I'm sure theres a plethora of vids you can watch on youtube. We are in the era of a digital age. Utilize it and understand what she likes so you can learn to f*ck her brains out....
core01 30
No matter how good the sex, I'd rather have a good back/shoulder massage. I hate when men use it to get sex.
rotflqtms_ 21
Honestly if you know she enjoys it so much, don't stop doing it. At least you'll both get what you want. For you, sex is all about penetration, for women, not so much. You need to find what pleases her and do it. You know backrubs please her. Do other things along those lines and you may be surprised to find more things that pleasure her as well. Don't look at it as an FML, but as a way to discover your girlfriend... and if you can do that while doing it, hey maybe you'll pleasure her even more...