Today, I sold cigarettes to a woman who promptly told me that she smoked meth. It's only my second night working this job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at a retail, I was checking on a customer who had been in one of the dressing rooms for over an hour. After knocking for 10 minutes, I unlocked the door myself, only to find the customer sitting on the floor, smoking crack. This isn't even the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
Today, I had to call the cops at 10:30 at night because of the meth smoke from my neighbor burning my nostrils, with a heavy waft of cigarette covering it up. They never smoke cigarettes, except as a less-than-average way to cover up the drugs that I can pinpoint after being at two different shelters in Denver and Boulder. FML
Today, a woman I've never met drove to the house I live in and tried to buy meth. She knew my name and I have no idea how. I retired from the Army in December and I'm in the hiring process for Customs and Border Protection. FML
Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML
Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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Top comments
chirstinap325 23
"Newport Reds 100s" "Would you like your receipt, ma'am?" "I smoke meth." Walks out without receipt.
FalloutScrolls 25
Dang. That's methed up.
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Comments (23)
PrincessAmburr 8
Not sure why it posted my comment twice.
KrazyKlownNinja 12
I'd swear you're in my town
rebelvamp420 14
*Looks at state* must be nca up in my neck of the woods. People are just ruined here in Arkansas smh
BizzyTink 8
I bet I know what city ur in. meth is a big problem here. ive had ppl ask if the store I work at sells meth pipes. fml
caliguy08 17
You can't be held accountable for that. Even if she is recovering, how would you know?
bduggan101 9
I get that all the time working in security. welcome to the world of working with the public.
mrawksome 2
you're not in pine bluff, are you?
jvanevery 19
she was basically asking if you wanted to have sex on drugs
count_blah 11
Arkansas. Come for the meth; stay because you sold your car to pay for meth.
queen_lego 21
I've never come across a gas station that sells oil burners aka "meth pipes" normally smoke shops sell them and corner stores in hella sketchy neighborhoods. Some tweakers don't know when to shut up. Maybe she just wanted attention or wanted to tell someone but had nobody else to tell