Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was $10 short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been $30 short. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
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Top comments
BimmerDriver 23
Welcome to modern society where kindness is frowned upon.
shadowedpixie 19
What the hell happened to the world??
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Comments (76)
BimmerDriver 23
Welcome to modern society where kindness is frowned upon.
Pwn17 25
No kidding. This is what society has come to. I really hate people sometimes.
Pikawhore 21
And the points don't matter!
hemz_fml 13
Everyone is a pedo in today's society it's ridiculous.
AngelSpit 18
No good deed goes uncunt-punched...
Life_sucks_13 6
The sad truth...
SuperSofie 23
#38 True, yet most of the real ones still get away with it...
Chris425 12
You did the right thing helping the kid out :)
shadowedpixie 19
What the hell happened to the world??
Binglebeee 16
I know right? Is everyone just broken
BlackPhenom 9
It took a sharp left turn.
AngelSpit 18
Apparently the only thing stupid people know how to do is breed
DyslexicPanda 12
I see what you did there, 28. Assuming you were actually referencing politics
Wizardo 34
Media and society have blown this kind of thing way out of proportion and the idiots that just assume everyone is a peadophile are just as bad, I blame a lack of education, common sense and social etiquette. I'm just sick and tired of hearing about this kind of crap, people really need to think before accuse someone...
clemsi 20
Firstly common sense is so rare that it is damn near a super power, and secondly thinking requires effort which most people now a days do not want to exert, and lastly with the way news and media is now available 24 hours a day tv stations think that they needed to put those kind of stories out there or people will get their news elsewhere.
Psych0siis_fml 1
' You don't need candy and white vans any more, just a tissue will do the trick '
dbaliki918 6
And a dash of chloroform'll do the trick
zandalee 20
Of for the love of God! What the hell is going on in people's heads these days? Is the term, 'No good deed goes unpunished' actually coming true? So depressing.
MrConcise 35
It was the feminine guy with long hair making passes at young boys, not you!
Calumae 8
What if there was some crazy lady who really was a pedo, and a customer mistook them as an employer?
cuppycakeslove 20
I hope that doesn't put you down for being nice to people, keep doing what you're doing (:
queerdragon 20
Really? Some parents take it too far. A lot of these "cry wolf" parents don't pay attention to their kids, but the moment they get a chance to accuse someone of hurting their precious Timmy, they make the stupidest assumptions.