Today, while working at a retail, I was checking on a customer who had been in one of the dressing rooms for over an hour. After knocking for 10 minutes, I unlocked the door myself, only to find the customer sitting on the floor, smoking crack. This isn't even the first time this has happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sold cigarettes to a woman who promptly told me that she smoked meth. It's only my second night working this job. FML
Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML
Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
Today, working in a department store, I spent at least 30 minutes helping a verbally abusive elderly woman in a wheelchair find an appropriate jacket for winter. She finally asked me to retrieve one she wanted in her size. When I returned she was in deep sleep, snoring and all. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
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draghkar 18
Working for a well known retailer in Store Systems, I had a call from a store saying "there's a guy in the bathroom, with a needle in his arm. I think he's dead." "Well, let's reboot the server..."
Bloodknight 22
I think we all know where they work lol...
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markeys2006 4
Hilarious! Where do you work lol
Bloodknight 22
I think we all know where they work lol...
Glowworm56 27
I bet it was Walmart!
draghkar 18
Working for a well known retailer in Store Systems, I had a call from a store saying "there's a guy in the bathroom, with a needle in his arm. I think he's dead." "Well, let's reboot the server..."
Lobby_Bee 18
You might be working in an undercover crack house.
GhostFox 34
Good on you for checking. People- usually elderly or ill people- have died in changing booths because they fell and were either unconscious or couldn't be heard by the changing room attendants.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Do you work at Walmart?