Today, I saw an older gentleman running through my store. I wasn't sure why he was running towards the front door until I looked at the floor and saw a poop trail behind him. The trail went from the front of the store all the way to the back of the store. Guess who had to get the mop and bucket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our local supermarket. Ten feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants' legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new supermarket, maybe a new town. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
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MakeTodayADTR 20
*Older gentleman 1 hour before* "I could really go for some Taco Bell right now"
chirstinap325 23
Was it you? I'm only guessing here.
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Comments (23)
chirstinap325 23
Was it you? I'm only guessing here.
JMichael 26
That'd be too obvious tho!
framaram 9
This sounds more like an fml for the the poor poopin' Grandpa.
Arestian 14
erm not really he isnt the one who has to clean that shit up
framaram 9
Yeah, because that's so much worse than leaving a trail of crap.. Give your head a shake bud.
socialproduct 19
"Poopin' Grandpa". Sounds like a 1980s punk rock band.
cootiequeen4444 11
it would probably be more like The Shittin' Gramps (@16)
MakeTodayADTR 20
*Older gentleman 1 hour before* "I could really go for some Taco Bell right now"
Fireant_man 6
That's a shitty day at work
SOILEDIT 51
All "shitty situation" puns aside for once, it sounds far more like an FML for the older gentlemen for having to be embarrassed over something that he can't help. Poor guy.
manofmerr 27
I have heard tell of a sentient snake that will banish you to another plane of existence if you make a shit pun. I personally think its made up. Somebody should make a shit pun to prove me right.
RichardPencil 32
Here are my three guesses: 1) Hillary Clinton 2) Colin Kaepernick 3) Megyn Kelly Please let me know if I won.
zainman13 26
I don't know what is worse, older gentlemen pooping his pants or OP cleaning up afterwards...
cheshireau 26
Walmart?
ADBurns 22
As much as I feel bad for you OP, I feel worse for the old man..
Nats4444 11
I feel much worse for him than I do for you