Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
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Person1233 13
I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.
JoshTheMaggot 8
yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles
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Sirin_fml 47
I should probably edit this god-damn FML for grammar and spelling, or something.
Ajjas013 6
Wat y? Evrythng iz speld rite!
hellokittywhore 0
haha!!!!! WIN!!!!! ****** grammer Nazi!!!!!!!
Ajjas013 6
Sirin, you didn't say first.8
thor89 0
Kids get high on that "hey stop doing cheezing you kids M'kay" (south park Mr.mackey m'kay)
ryanmartian 0
i had a similar thing happen to except i was at work and it was my roomate's cat who pissed on my shirt. YLS.
ily1210 10
LMFAOO, i was gunna say that. omfg. 'stop cheezing, its not good mkay?'
pongmaster 0
wow you didn't notice when you put it on? I think I would notice if a cat took a wee on my jacket. man i'd bet you were so embarassed that you felt almost like mayo
Averizzle 0
Win for south park reference
anaelantigua 0
I don't like that word. how about effin Nazi, or just Nazi, or even just something NICER? It sounds so....idk.....crass. :/
garrettjordan 0
ewww that's nasty how did you not smell it before you put it on
Crush89 0
this is why dogs are so much better
Person1233 13
I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.
killmer 0
ownd
majones 0
Question: Was the Op wearing the sweater while said cat was peeing on it?
Sonfang 19
bleh, probably will happen to someone somewhere else and you and your smelly cat pee sweater will be forgotten in the millions of other FMLs so don't fret. tomorrow is another day! K'thanx bye!
ScaryyMary 14
Sirin, I love you. :D
XDNurse 0
#65 my sentiments exactly. and I at least understood #1 funny funny.
paramorefan125 0
LOL
JoshTheMaggot 8
yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles
Ryan4777 0
no one gives a shit wut u say #50
IDOLGIRL 0
I'm with #33--how could you not notice the smell when you put the sweater on? and how did you not notice the wet spot? sorry, but YDI
natedog193 0
lmao win #63 haha
DemonChicken 0
ydi for bein snickerdoodles
purplemnm 9
I don't know why you guys show such hatred towards snickerdoodles...I lover her, she's awseome. she just hates stupid...so what?
SayMeowWords 0
yes you CAN smell it! its a horrible smell that i could even smell through a stuffy nose on one of my shirts!
GeoThermalSleuth 0
That's right Snickerdoodles! Your Cat just Achieved an Oder achievement. Get it "Oder"? HaHaHaHaHaHaHahorf ... Wow, that was pathetic. Yeah ... Sorry you had to read that.
doctormudkip 0
sirin is not just a grammar Nazi. he/ she is der führer
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Actually, the Fuhrer would be snickerdoodles :)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Hey, snick, you didn't capitalize the first word of the second sentence (#208). That's gramatically incorrect
Ajjas013 6
@Tara, I don't see it. STOP TROLLING. *Flings computer* @Snick: You spelled idiot wrong. In your name :) I bet she read all the comments :D
ZleveL 0
haha mermaid your awesome :D
Ajjas013 6
Why does everyone ignore me :( *Gives up and goes to bed*
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Snickerdoodles, in all honesty, I like you. I find everything about this very humorous. I think it's hilarious how many people are saying YDI simply because you're you, as well. @Ajjas Don't leave :[
PattisonDaStud 0
ydi 4 werin a sweater
GeoThermalSleuth 0
... Hi
cam007_fml 0
How the hell does this have over 200 comments already?
JoshTheMaggot 8
well now it has over 225. and ydi for not feeling and or smelling the wetness/odor hahaha
deadbunny17 0
snickerdoodles, you deserve it for calling iPod touch "iTouch." Biggest pet peeve ever... Anyways, you also deserve it for not noticing it until sitting in class. The reasons tissues exist is to clear stuffy noses so you can smell cat urine on your clothes. Just sayin'...
JoshTheMaggot 8
hahaha itouch just sounds wrong hahaha. and sometimes your nose doesn't get unplugged easily. just saying. XD
JoshTheMaggot 8
omg now there is over 230 comments WTF ahahah XD
Blatstuff 0
Wow, I've read a good deal of posts from OP but this confirms it.... What a dumbass!! How do you NOT notice the smell of cat piss on your clothes BEFORE you put them on? Unless, of course you are one of those people who's entire house smells of cat piss....Eww.
Blatstuff 0
Aww poor cat piss girl got her feelings hurt - lol *shrug* I think just about everyone who has had cats would agree... I dont care how stuffed your nose is, you can smell cat piss from a mile away. Much less the whole six to eight inches it is from your nose to your shoulder, lmao. I'm willing to bet you are just used to the smell and didn't notice until you got some fresh air. Poor girl.
WHODATNATION 0
How about we all get together and beat the living grammar out of that snickerdoodle?
Starchild21 3
Lol you smelled like trailer trash, good job
heeheehoo 0
Maybe snick doesn't even have a cat and just made this FML up so that she can attract more attention.
idkweird 0
My sister actually lacks the ability to smell. She just shoves clothes in your face and asks if they smell ok, lol
anaelantigua 0
ahhhh mine too! (:
hc92 0
for a supposed grammar nazi you sure don't know how to write a coherent sentence... edit: this was meant to be after 237 =/
beachgirl199661 0
snickerdoodles do u leave ur clothes on the floor or something? if you HANG clothes cats can't pee on them or u could put them in a drawer picking clothes off the floor is discusting and if u have pets it's worse that's gross!!
Ucla_cupcake 0
Hahaha owned
DingoCJ 15
YDI for having a damn cat in the first place
enormouselephant 15
221- *using.
399 41
Lol right.
farsidee 0
wow that blows.
trebla3193 0
I think you mean that stinks
jinky58 0
#12 gets the award for most clever comment.
poptartsx 0
ha i agree
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Snickerdoodles this is what happens when you act like a Grammar Nazi! Cats Pee on your Shirt! Just like it happened to you. Today, ... In Class, ... in first Hour, ... On Your Jacket, ... This Morning. Hurray for Cats that Pee!
trebla3193 0
I have had that happen before but luckily I wad still at hone and could change
cowgod 0
why? going shirtless is so much easier
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Swing Loose Sweet Cheriots!
mainiac_zombie_m 0
how does a cat pee on your shoulder
MindlessRobot 0
On the clothes, not the shoulder itself. :|
aricTB 0
how does she know it's cat urine?
doink 0
Cat urine has a very distinct smell.
AngryNinja 1
cat piss is really distinct and op probably only has a cat.
Ajjas013 6
Maybe OP's imagination pissed on him.
AngryNinja 1
.. keep trying Ajjas..
Ajjas013 6
I knew I missed on that one =P
AngryNinja 1
yeah.. just a lot. ;)
Ajjas013 6
You're one of my only friends on this website :( Just kidding I have lots lol. But you're a good one =D
AngryNinja 1
random much? jeez, way to tell the world. ;)
Ajjas013 6
*Sobs* FINE WERE THRU! D:
AngryNinja 1
nuuu! D; it shouldn't end like this. :(
Ajjas013 6
I knoez lol. Ask me if I'm kidding.
AngryNinja 1
mmmkay.. are you kidding?
Ajjas013 6
NO!
AngryNinja 1
*gasp* no one saw that coming!
Ajjas013 6
Lol yeah I'm kidding :)
AngryNinja 1
good job, jeanyus. i had no idea. o.o
DemonChicken 0
I luv both of y'all wahhhhhhhhh don't end it.who will I live with?It's all my fault!!!
AngryNinja 1
mkay, you've lost me, chicken-of-the-demon-variety.
DemonChicken 0
don't get a divorce!!!! You love each other.Wait hold on this is kinda soundin"in my head"like the fml earlier about the parents not mentioning the kid they had together
Ajjas013 6
No, no no. You have the wrong idea. Nobody is giving anybody head. And no. Chill this isn't a soap opera. We're friends. The end :)
DemonChicken 0
ok "sniffle sniffle" bored......ed ededed
AngryNinja 1
i don't roll like that. bjs are not my thing. :P
Santaswords 0
first!!!!!
Arnie_fml 0
Go number 5 for fail. Also, how many people will say this is karma for snickerdoodles being a grammar nazi? Methinks many ...
spaceydude 0
put the sweater in your locker or something
NoMusicNoLife43 0
She said that the smell went to her shirt soo, that wouldve smelled to =P but that sucks. it does. you grammar Nazi =D
cabbitt 0
Situations like that are why I keep a spare pair of clothes in my car. Just in case. I'd suggest doing the same. If not a car, I bet you have a locker.
ily1210 10
You just put on dirty sweaters? Or did the cat pee on you while you were wearing the sweater? Just go home during lunch or something. :) or take off the sweater? Not a FYL, but not a YDI
SephoraSocialite 0
******* cats. mine did that to my jeans but I noticed that smell and went for another pair- how can you not see the mark or smell it if it's so strong?!