Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
Buy a gun. Dare him to **** with you again.
Fence 8
Aw DAMN. That's creepy as heck.
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Fence 8
Aw DAMN. That's creepy as heck.
Feared 9
Gosh darnit, quit your swearing. For Pete's sake.
Meettitan 14
Watch your ******* language, mister!
Nabee143 3
Did anyone else wonder how this stranger knew her phone number? Kinda weird and creepy! I would hide if I were you.
derkster 6
Creep
crazy_whitechick 6
I'd call the cops..
gc327072 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
But I bet op WAS hot. One year at our high school we had a girl who was from one of those Northern European countries... Hot damn she was fine!
Qandol 26
#123, really? You had to go on and tell us a story about a high school girl? Not even college.
realeah 4
123 didn't attend college, as is evident from his grammatical errors.
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
--123 is only 17
AFCA020 4
Fryslan boppe!! Whahaha
gc327072 31
Thank you 158. Some people just don't fact check before opening their mouth. Shame.
daisyak13 0
Watch your ******* language mister
rikitsumiatsu 11
Be afraid, he may be back tonight
andriy_fml 0
Tell someone and start wearing copious amounts of clothing!
DrDilllonReese 12
I wouldn't let some creep force me to wear unwanted clothes in my own home.
muzy 23
she should call him back and say " I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are a thief, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me be, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." That'll teach him to stalk people!
bones_17 5
Try hard ^
walmartpaysme 15
82 - If you were trying to reference the movie that was from, I think you got it wrong. I could be mistaken.
Nabee143 3
80 That was awesome! It would be funny as hell to say that over the phone to a stranger. They would be ******* scared! Lol
sarah6786 14
...And when he does come back, it would be wise to hide a few bear traps under leaves in your backyard ;)
yupitssoph 18
I would call the police
sillyyanks 24
If you think that is scary you should see Liam Neeson on Sesame Street! 1,2,3,4,5....6,7,8,9,10....11,12,13,14,15,16,17...18....19...20!!!! AHHH AHHH AHHHH (thunder claps)
ForeverEminem1 5
80, you are the best :D
DrDilllonReese 12
80- I say that when people take my pencil at school.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
LMFAO ^
MichellinMan 20
Yes, he will be back tonight. It's me.
sens3sfailing 25
80-Good Luck.
flipcrazy 0
Or itll teach him to go watch Taken again. Sick movie.
boating_guy 33
Buy a gun. Dare him to **** with you again.
Inheritance 10
What's even creepier is that he looked up your address for your number then preceded to call you. But YDI you left the door wide open. Bet it was a sight to see tho.!
Argumental_Rhino 8
Yeah, definitly get some sort of self protection. There are some ****** up people out there.
gc327072 31
Can you even own a gun in the Netherlands?
esines 9
38 - it clearly says she opened her back door and saw him.. It wasn't already open.. He must have been looking in her windows or something
ScarlieC 25
Here in the Netherlands it's allowed to own a gun if you have the proper papers (which are very, very hard to get), but you're not allowed to use it outside a shooting range. Absolutly not allowed to use it on humans, even if they're trespassing on your property. Maybe you should get a dog OP? Or close the blinds?
walmartpaysme 15
OP should at least file a police report. This sounds like a serious stalker.
Inheritance 10
My bad didn't see where it said she opened it.. I accept my negatives
gc327072 31
84- That absolutely sucks. And the world wonders why we have guns...
frostbite_x5 2
shes in the netherlands, im pretty sure you cant even own a taser there, let alone a gun. As far as I know, the czech republic is one of the only european countries that doesn't have a ban on firearms.
hb215 2
... Never tell a creep to **** with you
j_cat187 20
One of the advantages of being an American: Having a fully operational M1A in my room as decoration.
Kinoster 20
Wow, I would advise speaking to the authorities.
FlavorlessPie 7
Unless she calls her dad. Then she shouldn't have to worry about him anymore.
IOmnomHard 10
Unless the man was her Dad, then she should have even more to worry about...
gc327072 31
But then OP's name would be Precious, and the location would be in America.
louiserosen 4
Time to move for Gods sake
picturescrazy 24
Why should she have to move? That's hardly fair. She needs to have him arrested.
license2chill 5
Or shoot him in the back while he's running away, warning shots thou, unless he keeps coming back
Psych101 9
79- How is shooting him in the back a warning shot?
chellyX92 8
Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure self defense turns into attempted murder once you shoot someone in the back. Technically you are not defending yourself if they are running away.
onlychildFTW 34
Shot in back = murder/attempted murder Shot in front = self defense Laws are also different in countries, provinces, states, etc.
gc327072 31
You can't even really own a gun in the Neddies anyway, so moot point.
outoftown 27
#113, Unless you live in Florida, or other states with "Stand Your Ground" laws, perhaps.
believe_alanis 8
That's something you should pay attention to !!! >_<
lidsthesquid 4
Yeah, because everyone can see men sneaking into their garden.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Move to Canada
just1n12 18
Agreed!
canadagurl2112 3
Lmao what's moving to Canada gonna do! I live here and theres still freaks and stalkers. Don't matter where u go creepy people are everywhere. Call the cops!!!! I'd be more concerned on how he got ur number and how much he knows about u already! Freaky shit! A
abekhan 0
U have a stalker
greenie213 23
You*
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Who said OP was standing my a window?
PenguinBitch 44
by*
manaallovesfmls 19
Why were you in your bra??
outstandtacular 11
Because you can do that in your own home?
tinkefairy 0
Yea, u kinda ask for it when your by a window and NOT expect anyone to c u!
gummybear1996 13
Depends on where you live. If they live in a smaller town with no houses or roads in the backyard she should be able to walk around her house in whatever she wants without people watching her
alwayswinning123 7
Maybe she was changing..
SurfSnowSkate7 7
It's not illegal to be nude, or, like OP, half-naked, in your own home.
pandalover69 26
because she can't magically snap her fingers and change her clothes
devydev92 5
Okay that's perverted and creepy enough to call the authorities, I hope you did.