Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts on here. I laughed hysterically at one, then noticed my parents shooting me outraged looks. Turned out I laughed while a news reporter was talking about a brutal rape that just happened in our city. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
How many calls did you get for that one?
SwtCherryPie 26
Were you looking at something you shouldnt have been?
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Comments (123)
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
How many calls did you get for that one?
yougotapes 7
You can always turn that to something positive!
LiveLaughFML 10
they'll want you back next week with how much their ratings are going to increase. :P
flockz 20
ya like he DJ skills are orgasmic. :D "(various beats) Drop it to the floooooor. Drop it low low looooow loooooow" "OHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS KEEP GOINGGGGG ITS SOOOO GOODDD!!!"
MareNostrum 0
Translation: I was attempting to DJ while watching **** and...
uffiewuffie 0
So THAT was what I heard on the radio!
WinMan 7
Not a big deal our rock station morning crew has the fake at 8
deathtrap 0
The only thing that could make this worse is if u work for a Christian radio station
Finn_the_human 5
Caller # 66 wins
R34luver 5
72- no caller #69 is Always the winner ;)
LostSaiyan 3
How could someone dj for a Christian station?
WeemanIsBack 3
YDI for watching **** and catching **** related adware/malware/spyware
ILoveEmoes 9
111: "when a pop-up appeared on the station's computer" :) Keyword "station's"
posPRO1 1
Hahahhaha
yoursucklives 36
haha i would have loved to hear that. hope you didn't get into trouble!
Fruit_Dealer 9
In trouble? There's artists that uses **** sounds and beats to create a song. Its called Pornstep, check it out :).
yoursucklives 36
haha. yes, but it doesn't sound like OP's radio station would play music like this ;)
sourgirl101 29
If you listen to "Guns and Roses- Rocket Queen" you can hear Axle Rose having sex with this girl on the sound track. Enjoy! (:
jellitonoctopus 19
42- don't cast a spell on me or anything, but it's not that big of a deal. Simple mistake.
sourgirl101 29
I always end up making mistakes. I'm the worst speller ever! No biggie, I have pet peeves too!(:
llamalpaca382 13
47 - you are an ass. Have a nice day :)
limab93 3
and your not? have a good one!
Unbeatable 0
you're* :p
SwtCherryPie 26
Were you looking at something you shouldnt have been?
saIty 17
I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist watching the guy doing his Magic Hands. I've been a bad boy.
iTrevor 5
The OP's name lol.
orangeduck 6
I don't think it's that funny.
pepsitwist30 0
Made me giggle
poundsbieber 0
:) that's awesome!
ladiesman219 4
Looks like your ratings might have gone up
heyhihello95 12
And that popped up because?
craZgal321 6
yea :/ why would some **** sounds pop up.
Tcaret300 12
Ads from his virtual **** creater XD
False_Stupidity 42
My take on it is that someone at the station set up the computer so that the windows sound generated by the pop-up was the ****** sound effect instead of the usual ding or whatever, it's easy enough to do.
DoggyDoggWorld 0
Looks like I've found a new favorite radio station. :)
sydie5 12
That only happens when you're looking at naughty sites, stupid dj.
Mysanitywins 10
Fail. Just stop.
False_Stupidity 42
It's also insanely easy to change the windows default sound for pop-ups to something naughty.. No **** required
oops_im_fucked 8
Hmmm **** on the job eh?