Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
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expen_dable 0
so its wrong to think a girl is unattractive? so do you say "yes" to every guy who asks you out, and you wouldn't dare call a guy ugly or unattractive? I hate this double standard where whiny fat girls say "ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL HOW DARE YOU NOT SAY YES!!" but have no problem gossiping about the ugly guy that just tried to ask your friend out. sorry but this isn't a perfect world of flowers and butterflies and unicorns where every girl is a princess.
amanbaby 0
that sucks...she couldve just said no, without doing that.
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Comments (227)
AllFrackedUp 0
have fun at the dance then fuckface
Best_Loser 0
You can only discover one's personality by talking to them, and guys generally don't talk to girls they don't know unless they're attractive. But YDI for not putting her name on it.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
girls, on the other hand, always go to talk to ugly guys they don't know, amirite?
YDIdude 0
haha that chick pulled a fast one on ya!! FYL
amelianna1899 0
hideous?? No wonder the 'hot' chick didn't want to be seen with you, you probably think you're better than everyone else. Good for her. And I feel sorry for the other chick.
Kickass89 0
Just become gay that'll solve everything!
harmony88 0
It may have been said already, but he deserves it simply for not addressing the note to the intended person.
Bigred82 0
you have much to learn young grasshopper, never ask a woman out via note or text message.
karamelkream 0
Awww that sucks..well at least you tried.
REER 0
you a liar, you said that you sat to the right to this girl that you like and she gave the note to the ugly girl on the left, which is where your supposed to be unless are you the ugly girl??
lovethewordnerd 0
?!?! I suggest you think that one through a little more thoroughly.
teiso_fml 0
REER, I know you probably didn't intend to be, but you're hilarious.
dinosaurrrr 0
Aren't you a genius?
besad_fml 0
I think it's ok that he doesn't want to go out with her. I don't really care what the reason is, instead of hideous, unatractive wouldve been better. :)