Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went downstairs to complain to my landlady that there was no water when I was trying to wash my hair. To which she replied, "No, of course there is water, it's just all going into my swimming pool." FML
Today, I was working at a water park when a storm broke out began. We don’t issue refunds due to bad weather, which made a gentleman very upset. As I explained the policy, explainging it was an “Act of God,” he said, “I’m an Athiest, asshole!” then spat in my face and stormed off. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, I work cleaning houses and a customer submitted a complaint about me to my boss, because he didn’t expect me to use his water from his taps, running up his water bill, which he saw as unfair. What was I supposed to do, bring a water tank with me on my back? Prick. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
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Top comments
TheNoNameGuy 20
Fyl OP. She should've worn an asshat if she didn't want her hair wet at a water park.
Grisha_fml 18
you shouldn't be at a waterpark if your hairdo takes 2 hours. LMAO
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Comments (50)
TheNoNameGuy 20
Fyl OP. She should've worn an asshat if she didn't want her hair wet at a water park.
gamermonster 34
I think wearing OP on your head would be to heavy... *drowns in sarcasm*
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Err.... If you think she would wear an asshat to keep her hair from getting wet, I am thinking we must have different ideas on which hair she got done... (I am obviously joking ?)
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
My apologies, I meant to type an exclamation point instead of a question mark.
taylorbrown97 23
The worst part of working in customer or guest services is dealing with thoughtless, entitled people. I feel for you.
AyeJay101 25
Guess she wasn't thirsty... Oops
A07 48
That makes no sense whatsoever
AyeJay101 25
Made sense in the morning... Guess I was still half asleep.
Grisha_fml 18
you shouldn't be at a waterpark if your hairdo takes 2 hours. LMAO
LPac5295 27
Why the hell was she at a waterpark if she spent that much time getting her hair ready? unless the wedding was at the waterpark but that wouldn't make much sense.
MidnaLink 35
That would be awesome!
GrainHauler 9
I'd love to have a wedding at a water park
WPMorons 6
If I got a dollar for every question like yours I'd be rich. But no, I haven't got a clue why she was there and why she thought it would be a wonderful idea to come to water park -.- And yeah that sounds like an awesome idea!
ThatLastKid 21
Why would she be at a water park when she is getting ready for a wedding?
WPMorons 6
If I had a clue why she was here during that day. I would let you know in a heartbeat because her thinking would be god damn hilarious
Danne696 14
I wouldn't worry, if the other customers also heard why she called you a "pathetic asshat" they would likely come to the conclusion that she was wrong and/or stupid.
Tomryan279 10
I would have responded sucks to be you, what did expect at a WATER PARK!!!
jimeple 12
Yeah but some people have to keep there job
Tomryan279 10
But you have to earn respect
askullnamedbilly 33
If respect paid your bills, no one would voluntarily work in customer service jobs.
derperbear 8
Hello Power Company, I would like to pay my bill. I have R400. Sorry we don't accept respect as payment.
hipposteve 21
what a moron
Mpii 11
Don't you know op, it's YOUR fault for being an employee there. And since it's your fault it's suddenly sociqlly acceptable to cuss you out for some reason. Seriously some people need to pipe down....