Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
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expen_dable 0
so its wrong to think a girl is unattractive? so do you say "yes" to every guy who asks you out, and you wouldn't dare call a guy ugly or unattractive? I hate this double standard where whiny fat girls say "ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL HOW DARE YOU NOT SAY YES!!" but have no problem gossiping about the ugly guy that just tried to ask your friend out. sorry but this isn't a perfect world of flowers and butterflies and unicorns where every girl is a princess.
amanbaby 0
that sucks...she couldve just said no, without doing that.
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Meh546 0
How old are you? My cousin was four when he passed a note to some girl he liked. And he put his name on it too. I'm going to be mean and say this: Grow a pair will you? A girl in high school does not want to be asked out like an elementary school student. Maybe the girl thought it was for the other girl. Beauty's in the eye of the beholder. To some people, Megan Fox is smoking hot. To others, she's an ugly Angelina Jolie wannabe. At least you have a date. Some people go alone. Besides, she might make a great friend cause she has a nice personality. You're not Mr. Universe, and you're not going to always get the hot girl. Get over it and have fun at the dance.
mike1921 0
" Get over it and have fun at the dance." Who says he doesn't plan to? Does that mean he has to be happy that he's stuck with a date with someone who I'll assume is below his visual standards (and he doesn't know her, so her being nice is a crapshoot)? "You're not Mr. Universe, and you're not going to always get the hot girl" Yes, but now he doesn't have a choice as to who he goes with? What if he wanted to alone?
BrynnNoelle 0
Alright though, really? I understand the girl should not have been called hideous and yes, it was a bit immature, but leave the kid alone. He's probably a shy person if he was asking her that way. And you don't know if the girl has a beautiful personality. You could have very well said: "I'm not trying to be mean but..." instead of: "I'm going to be mean and say this." By doing that, you are being just as rude as he was, calling that girl hideous. You aren't a guy. You don't know what it's like to be told to 'grow a pair'. Seriously? it seems like you are the one who needs to do some growing up. I'm sorry, that's just how I feel.
mike1921 0
wait, who the **** are you talking to?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
to 139 probably. FML's commenting system only supports 2 levels of comments
lmao_its_me 0
y do u even like this girl?!?!?
davidjaydoughty 0
you deserve it for being a shallow bitch. A REAL man wouldn't call any female hideous. **** you. I hope you die lonely.
mike1921 0
I hope you stop being so sensitive. a REAL man is anyone who has a penis. And what's so wrong with calling someone hideous on the internet when they won't seei t and even if they do they won't know that they're talking about them?
LauraTheresa 0
dude, that sucks. everyone is saying omg you are so shallow, but seriously, if this happened to you, you know that would suck. I'm sorryy that that dumb girl passed it on. What a bitch
lelulala 0
Ok, I don't understand why alll these girls are getting so mad. Imma girl and I think that SUCKS!
BrynnNoelle 0
Alright, i'm going to be completely honest: no you probably shouldn't have called her 'hideous', but that also isn't the best situation you could've gotten into, and it is not your fault. I'm a teenage girl and I think that's awful, but I think you should still go to homecoming with her-just be sure to communicate to her that you two are just friends. After homecoming, you should let the girl you like know that it was her you were trying to ask (not in front of the other girl of course-as long as the girl you like will keep her mouth shut). I know this is long, and I apologize. I just figured you could use some practical and useful feedback. Calling him an 'asshole' or 'degrading' isn't going to change him. Just saying.
ascott4 0
at dietotaka, the girl he liked wasnt nessasarily hot...
yelloworchid24 0
that makes no sense. how could she send the note to a hideous girl on her left, when the boy who gave her the note is on her left? its like [boy] --> pass note to [girl] boy passes note to girl on right where is hideous girl on left?? hideous girl would have to be on right
OMFGwalrus 0
He sat to the RIGHT of a girl, meaning ["Hideous" Girl] [Dude]
OMFGwalrus 0
'Hideous Girl' - Girl - Dude Gah my post got messed up -3-
bisou_doll 0
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
arisnow103 1
... that's why you put their NAME on your note DUH