Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
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expen_dable 0
so its wrong to think a girl is unattractive? so do you say "yes" to every guy who asks you out, and you wouldn't dare call a guy ugly or unattractive? I hate this double standard where whiny fat girls say "ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL HOW DARE YOU NOT SAY YES!!" but have no problem gossiping about the ugly guy that just tried to ask your friend out. sorry but this isn't a perfect world of flowers and butterflies and unicorns where every girl is a princess.
amanbaby 0
that sucks...she couldve just said no, without doing that.
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Comments (227)
iDx_Undaunted 0
Bummer. Thats all I can say.
perstephane 4
"Today the hideous guy next to me passed me a note asking me to homecoming. Thinking it was totally lame, I passed it to the girl next to me so she could have a chance to go." Not quite an FML, but if you're put off by the girl she passed it to, well, she had a reason for passing it. Maybe she sees you the same way. And I agree with the above that you should just man up and ask. I know it's hard and/or scary, but if you can't do it, you're not old enough to be dating.
deucebrew 0
You passed someone sitting next to you a note asking them to Homecoming? Do they have Homecoming for 5th graders now?
YeahYeahYeah4 0
I could've sworn I've seen this in a movie or a TV show so I have trouble believing this one. And if it is true, it's really shallow to call a girl hideous.
k0rnflakes 0
how the hell did he lead her on?
Goosie 0
Apparently, the girl you asked to the dance thinks you're 'hideous'
tothepound 0
if she aint fine she aint mine **** ugly girls
Dahlia_F 0
YDI. you need to grow some balls next time.
mike1921 0
"I am sure she is a really nice girl " Why? Ugly people can't be assholes? And who said he didn't use manners? What he called her on the internet isn't necessarily a sign of his reaction in real life.
blueknight1st 26
That's what you get for passing notes. What are you, 12?