Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
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expen_dable 0
so its wrong to think a girl is unattractive? so do you say "yes" to every guy who asks you out, and you wouldn't dare call a guy ugly or unattractive? I hate this double standard where whiny fat girls say "ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL HOW DARE YOU NOT SAY YES!!" but have no problem gossiping about the ugly guy that just tried to ask your friend out. sorry but this isn't a perfect world of flowers and butterflies and unicorns where every girl is a princess.
amanbaby 0
that sucks...she couldve just said no, without doing that.
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Comments (227)
ken8lk 3
lmfao that's a win for the ugly chick
AlyssaBriannee 0
aw well atleast you'll have a date.
nikkinq 7
you asshole. I bet that girl is sweet and will neverget asked to any dance ever. the least you can do us make her feel like a princess one night because it'll probably be the only one she gets. you totally deserve it you dirt bag. boys like you are the reason I had self esteem issues. now I'm beautiful and happy and the boys like you from my school are ugly and depressed.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
how the **** do you think you know the personality of this girl? some ugly girls might have a nice personality, but many of them (even if probably not as a high percentage as in general humans) don't. I hate all this comments on FML about "I bet she is great" or "he doesn't deserve you" or crap like that. All you have to judge from are 170 characters. That's not enough to tell the personality of someone. Also, why are you so ******* sexist? Guess what, women do stuff like that all the time, too. Have you ever seen a girl going to dance with the nerd of the school because he might have had a nice personality? It's basic human nature (and has nothing to do with the possession of a penis) that a lack of good looks overwrites all the nice personality one might have, at least in 90% of the cases.
hatemyluck 15
You might be right that the girl doesn't have a nice personality but you aren't right about girls not liking ugly guys with great personalities. My friends (male and female) always make fun of me because I "don't have standards" when it comes to how attractive a guy looks. Personally, I didn't even think they were ugly until months after the brake ups.
Sam_13161821 0
maybe she has a nice personality? only one way to find out :D
princewater 0
YDI for passing the note instead of asking her
Betchay93 0
You do deserve it for calling her hideous..
blinkingstarlet 15
YDI for not having the cojones to do it in person. i would've said no to you if u passed me a note too. but as far as the girl's reaction, she's a bitch. either way, it's a win bc at least u know ur date's into you lol and u dont have to spend time with someone who's a shallow bitch. well another shallow bitch... lol.
missbadluk 0
...cause you're apparently 5 years old and uses a note to speak to a girl. Um pathetic. I would have laughed in your face and done the same thing she did.
brando_243 0
Hahahahahaha ur screwed
atishe24 9
First of all that's really funny! :P Second, you deserve it for calling the other girl hideous!