Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I saw my middle school best friend and former girlfriend for the first time in two years. They were making out in our new high school’s library. Two years ago, he said she was a skank, and she said he was a creep, before never speaking to me again. FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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shaPOW 0
unless you were close friends in high school, it's not a big deal that she doesn't recognize you.
Jimmy_fml 0
lol, man that sucks. it could of been worse she could of just gave your friends hugs then walked away.
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Comments (17)
Jimmy_fml 0
lol, man that sucks. it could of been worse she could of just gave your friends hugs then walked away.
hahakare 0
Yeah, maybe you just changed a lot.
shaPOW 0
unless you were close friends in high school, it's not a big deal that she doesn't recognize you.
dani_fizzle 0
Shit, that's cold!
Exhumed91 0
Agreed, this is a good thing if you have changed at all for the better since high school.
thebigal78 0
Oooo tht sux bbro
Gromie 0
Maybe she didn't recognize u cuz got hot! Not so much of an fml
niamhyo 13
Or maybe she got ugly?
BBkid 0
So? She doesn't know u so y would she hug u?
kpopfanatic93 6
I think you're missing the point; she does know him.
rachilio 26
She went to high school with him. She's SUPPOSED to know him.
nerdygeek 4
she hates you
buggybeauty 0
so what? does it really matter?