Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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artisticlicense 0
you deserve it for letting your heart wander.
CFR 0
HA HA!....HA! You do realize that the cheerleader knew your girlfriend was behind you right? THAT'S why she smiled. Ya doink...
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sportmaster525 0
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wait so you can't even be friends with girls when you have a girlfriend? do you think he deletes all of her male friend's numbers from her phone?
Intoxicunt 6
I think the implication was that she was hitting on him. Not just like, "Hey man, let's chill sometime. Gimme your number." More like, "Hey cutie, can I have your number?" So, OP, you deserve whatever happens. You SUCK.
trulyinsane 0
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completely right, its not like having someones phone number means your going to go out with them. it seems like your girlfriend is really jealous of other girls and tries to control the relationship. i wish i new the circumstances better becasue this could go either way.
Intoxicunt 6
Thank you, #7. At least someone can catch the gist of a post without it being written out in detail for them.
sportmaster525 0
i wasn't necessarily blaming the girl, i was just saying you can't assume either way
trulyinsane 0
his girlfriend could have flipped out before he even had a chance to react. i was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, even though what you are saying is true.
Albedo667 5
hmm there wasnt enough info given in this FML to say he deserves it or not without guessing his motives
sportmaster525 0
thank you. maybe he really did deserve it and was a dick to his girlfriend. i'm just saying it COULD have been an innocent friendship.
mekeskidi_fml 0
An innoncent friendship with a head cheerleader ?
sportmaster525 0
so the head cheerleader has NO innocent friends? she sleeps with all her male friends?
cherlana32 0
she doesn't necessarily sleep with all her male friends, but by saying "the head cheerleader" instead of "this girl I know" he makes it obvious that his reasons for giving her his number aren't really above board.
genius_man16 1
I like how Intoxicant is ranting about how she hates when people assume on FMLs in another post, and yet she's doing it here big time. Lolz
Intoxicunt 6
I said "the implication was..." And, in this case, it is obviously MEANT to sound like he was flirting. Any idiot can tell that (well, not ANY idiot, apparently). In the other post, you assumed she was lying on her back expecting amazing sex and doing nothing for it, based on her saying he couldn't give her an ******. Your assumption was a huge leap. Mine was reading between the lines into the tone of the post. You don't know what you're talking about, and please, spell my name correctly.
sportmaster525 0
but i still think i could go either way. it could be FML like "oh crap my girlfriend wasn't supposed to see that" or "oh jesus why does she always get so jealous from my friends." we just don't know.
Intoxicunt 6
True, we don't, but the overall tone of this was "I'm doing something bad I shouldn't be doing. Oops! My girlfriend was behind me and I didn't notice because I was drooling over this girl." I say that due to "head cheerleader" instead of "a girl", "I was so excited", and the fact that it is an FML for him. But we still can't know for sure.
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, I must agree with Intoxicunt here. It does indeed seem to be the implication. Excited over the head cheerleader... how very high school. I'm sure your girlfriend also appreciated your relationship maturity... Of course, there's nothing to say she wouldn't do the same with the captain of whatever sports team. Sad world we live in. Also 54 might have a point. A lot of cheerleaders are real bitches like that, too.
genius_man16 1
That's all still an assumption. The FML doesn't say if the OP is a boy or a girl, so for all we know this is the girlfriend making a post about what happened to her BF because she got jealous. *Intoxicunt
lmmmr 0
I agree with Intoxicunt. Why would he be "so excited" to give his phone number to someone he had only platonic interest in? When the length of FMLs is so limited, you must be able to make logical deductions. "Head cheerleader" is a social rank typically associated with unattainable beauty and popularity. When she approached him he readily gave her whatever she desired, and was "so excited" to do so, regardless of the fact that it contradicted his other social obligations. His actions clearly confirm that he was so excited to give her his number because he thought she was bangin'. You guys fail at FML.
SomeonePosting 0
Yeah, Intoxicunt is right here. Some assumptions are intended to be made by the writing. If it was about his girlfriend being jealous of him being friends with other girls, it would have been worded that way. In the case of this FML, that is the stretch assumption with next to no basis.
Intoxicunt 6
#64 said it perfectly: "logical deductions". We deduce from the information we are given that it was more than platonic. That's not the same thing as leaping to a conclusion like "if a guy couldn't make a girl ******, then she must be some self-absorbed bitch who just lies on her back waiting to experience mind-blowing sex without communicating to him her turn-ons and desires." See the difference?
Delilahlilah 0
OH GOD, it is SO obvious that when he gave her his number, his intentions weren't innocent. "I was so excited I gave it to her without question." And his girlfriend was behind him, if he he only wanted to be friends with the girl, he wouldn't care.
Plumppotato 3
he could be excited at the idea of hanging out with a really popular person. if she is popular. most head cheerleaders just think that theyre hot shit when really theyre just self absorbed bitches.
hypnos_fml 0
how in the **** does it seem his girlfriend is jealous and tries to control the relationship? all it says is she was behind him when it happened
writergirl69 0
Children, children. Use your manners!
ENomine18 9
I deleted all the guys in my phone and my boyfriend deleted all the girls in his.
princessgaby 0
haha, YDI douchebag
pedosmurf 7
He deserved I hope he drops the soap soon douche bag
artisticlicense 0
you deserve it for letting your heart wander.
zawesomee 14
That's a poetic way to put it.
TheUnnamedOne 0
YDI -_-
tWitt3rBuG 0
Wait you don't say how your girlfriend reacted? A number hp just a number, perhaps the cheerleader was on a dare or something. Quit taking things so seriously
Droodika 6
Exactly what i was thinking!
nichole_wood 0
YDI
jollysnowman 0
LOL good luck trying to make up for that one. YDI for being a complete dumbass.
plexico 4
They have a cheerleader for that? I prefer to get head in private. And cheering would spoil the mood.
Intoxicunt 6
HAHAHAHA! #15, FTW. You never cease to come up with the best comments, Plexico. You rock.
trulyinsane 0
no, it would be stifled by your junk. it would sound more like: BRO ROR ROAD! BRO ROR ROAD! BRO ROR ROAD!
plexico 4
trulyinsane, if that were so, the new nickname for my penis would be "The Scooby Snack."
DameGreyWulf 1
Scooby Snack... oh god I lol'd.
BurpusMe 0
What's the big deal??!? For all his GF knew, he only wanted to invite her for a three-way!! Sharing is caring! What a bitch.
xxEternalRain 13
This is why you dont have a girlfriend
Nissi 17
YDI asshole. A fine example of how many (not all.) guys are pigs.