Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
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expen_dable 0
so its wrong to think a girl is unattractive? so do you say "yes" to every guy who asks you out, and you wouldn't dare call a guy ugly or unattractive? I hate this double standard where whiny fat girls say "ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL HOW DARE YOU NOT SAY YES!!" but have no problem gossiping about the ugly guy that just tried to ask your friend out. sorry but this isn't a perfect world of flowers and butterflies and unicorns where every girl is a princess.
amanbaby 0
that sucks...she couldve just said no, without doing that.
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Comments (227)
teiso_fml 0
Meh, it's only one night. Give the girl who said yes a good memory in a time in her life in a time in her life when she's probably very insecure. Be nice to her. Don't tell her she wasn't the intended date. You might find that she's really fun to hang around with and you'll end up being good friends. You can always try your luck on the girl you like some other time. And next time, ask her to her face.
rub_a_dub_dub 0
I'm more annoyed by the girl who gave your note to the other girl... Why would she do something like that? Seems like she was making fun of the other girl D: Mean.
larselduderino 0
Who cares about either broad. The only reason you wanted to go with the initial one is because he probably wanted her to sit on his face later that night. Why would you want to have Medusa sitting on your face when Aphrodite already turned you down? If anyone here feels any remorse for the ugly broad who got the note, then this situation must have happened to you before. Suck it up, don't be a bitch, and make up for your ugly looks with tit/ass cheek implants.
Gruffy 0
Dont think I need to explain this # 58.....FAIL
Sevventh 0
I would have called out that bitch right then and there, make sure ugly knows who screwed with her emotions. You are being far too passive boy, life is too short, go get em!
fuckingshitt343 0
you should have written her name on the note. but ydi anyways. you should have asked her face to face not via note during a class.
insomniacdude 0
YDI for writing a ******* note. If you can't say it to her face, you don't mean it.
maipinkbear 0
for all you know, the girl you wanted to ask out didn't know the note was for her since you obviously didn't address it to her or else the "hideous girl" would have known the note wasn't meant for her. but if she did, that's a really clever but bitchy way to reject someone. kudos to the pretty girl
Gruffy 0
Ok OP, In the event that this happened because you didnt have the guts to ask the girl you wanted to her face, then let me tell you, you got rejected simply for that reason, even if not in this case, in every past and future case. Look, you dont NEED all the confidence in the world, dude...you just gotta LOOK like you've got all the confidence in the world, makes all the difference. In this case, youre seeing a lot of "take the other girl out" because its the right thing to do, and its good advice. Even if you dont like her, think of the fact that you were reaching for a good homecoming memory, the least you can do for your epic fail is man up and give her one.
l0v3t0h8 0
HAHA
blastvortex 4
Wow. Just... wow. Good thing you didn't go out with the first girl after all, huh? What an asshole...