Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
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bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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Mokiikom_fml 8
Tomorrow, you'll realize you'll never get laid until you get rid of the monster crotch-weed infestation. Nothing disgusts women more than repulsive crotch forests on a guy. A penis disappearing among the horrible dick-weed is unacceptable. Unless you find an old hippie whose mind stayed stuck back in the Woodstock days to have sex with you, you'll remain a virgin. (Although one can wonder who in their sane mind would want to have sex with a granny stuck in the Woodstock mindset. *shudders in horror*)
jpoblak 3
Hopefully you have long pubes ;)
iLove2LoveU 0
how old are you!!!
QJD 0
How the hell is this possible?
kandyluv4evr 0
ew.
tracylover 3
well, u know , u can't blame your pubes…╮(╯_╰)╭
spacemonkey420 0
u gotta trim the bush to make the tree look taller
kidcanada 4
no one should have pubes. thats gross
benderbot19 0
W.....T.....F makes me wonder why I read this site sometimes. really didn't want that mental image.
beatinstick 0
Holy shit, that ******* sucks! I'm sorry.