Today, while using the restroom, a little girl crawled under my stall door. She stared at me, then yelled, "Someone's in here!" FML
MidnightMusic53 tells us more.
Yay, I finally got an FML published! No idea how it ended up under anonymous, but so glad anyway. I have the "pleasure" of working at Wal-Mart. I was using the restroom on my break, when suddenly, a random child appears. No idea how old she was, or why her mother couldn't be bothered to follow her, she was way too young to be alone. I started to ask her not to crawl under the door but she was in and out.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Holy shit, it's like a realization of my deepest public-restroom-related fears.
alternative-facts 6
Who lets their children crawl around public restrooms? Yuck! I feel for you, OP. That must have really disconcerting. At least it wasn't a little boy...
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Comments (16)
Tomato_Cheese 22
What was she some kind of drone to tell you whether someone's in there or not?
amarie2009 22
Wow nothing goes past her, honor student in the making LOL!!!
thatslifeiguess7 16
how old was she and where was her mom
Tripartita 45
Holy shit, it's like a realization of my deepest public-restroom-related fears.
acmariner99 25
Well, obviously
species4872 20
This sounds familiar.
LyricaSilvan 30
Possibly because little kids do this sort of thing all the time, and more than one person has posted an FML about such an experience?
alternative-facts 6
Who lets their children crawl around public restrooms? Yuck! I feel for you, OP. That must have really disconcerting. At least it wasn't a little boy...
pjsr 33
You should've have yelled back, "There's actually two somebodys in here now!"
MidnightMusic53 37
Yay, I finally got an FML published! No idea how it ended up under anonymous, but so glad anyway. I have the "pleasure" of working at Wal-Mart. I was using the restroom on my break, when suddenly, a random child appears. No idea how old she was, or why her mother couldn't be bothered to follow her, she was way too young to be alone. I started to ask her not to crawl under the door but she was in and out.
PennyLane27 32
Working at Walmart should supply you with plenty of publishable fmls!
Argotdroom 21
next time pee on her