Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to Snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was, "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker from 16 years ago has apparently come back. Hello, police protection. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
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Top comments
sassysoprano 0
Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.
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Comments (123)
sassysoprano 0
Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.
mshooter 0
This is stupid. Why would he tell you you have no life? Your stalker will probably get hit by a bus soon because of his stupidity.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I find it lol worthy that you describe the guy that has been stalking you for the past 3 years as " an annoying guy"....
hairdreser0nfire 0
Watch out, stalkers tend to show up at mostly empty movie theaters as well.
EffinAhole 0
lol good point 34
Nutz321 0
37- ah so you've been here since the beginning too?
FredsterTwister 0
@#34 O RLY?
nerdsgetmehot 23
To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.
Starfire22 5
lol, I was thinking the same thing!
Judus_beej 0
i hear ya! btw nerdsgetmehot you YouTube vids are cool. I've been watching them for 3 years now... j/k lol
HeXr 22
I think that's the point of the FML. OP has less of a life than her nutjob stalker
choejunshik 0
He's trying to make himself feel better by saying that, but he has no life since he stalks you.
carlomanden 5
exactly what im thinking!
elainelovesyou 7
#3 definite win.
Mclovin_95 0
hes the one with NO life ..lol
desigirl2010 0
^ agreed. and change your number. if that doesn't work tell him to meet up with you. then kick him in the nuts. and then pepper spray him.
dontfmlplzzz 6
maybe it's a social experiment hahaha
sweet_candy_ 17
Lol sounds like he doesn't have a life.
fritz2 0
sounds like a man women thing!!! nope just sweet candy.....
WYK_fml 0
Hah!
StephWALKER 17
:(
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Restraining order?
chelle_starlight 0
you know it's bad when your stalker has a valid point...
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
I must be reading Chinese when I look at this.
iR0ckSkinnys 3
wow he is a hipocrit,he has no life for staking you,what a freak,I would take pics or make a video everytime u seem him stalking u,but not where he can see it,and call the cops and show it to them.
6sick6 4
hipocrit?? and staking?? really??
eshhayz 0
I think she meant hippogriffs .. how else is Sirius black gonna get away
Lurked 4
:O HARRY POTTER <3
imsogangster13 0
25 - win on so manyy levelsss :D
TurboTalon 0
Make videos of him?? You're pretty much telling her to stalk him while he stalks her and then tell the police.. wow.
AllyyK 9
Damn #9 LEARN HOW TO SPELL. Seriously, it was actually very hard to read your comment! It's spelled * Hypocrite and * Stalking. Oh and, chill on the commas dude! You really didn't need that many commas in that post. Did you even try at all? Or are you just that stupid? And also, taking videos and pictures of her stalker stalking her? Ummm.. ok I'm just not even going to go there. Try using spell check next time so you don't attract all the 'grammar nazi's' Or just simply TRY. Your spelling and grammar made my head hurt, and i'm not even a grammar nazi. But horrible spelling, like yours just drives me crazy. Since you're 16 and HOPEFULLY still in high school you should probably pay more attention in English :)
imHighoffLife 0
Hypogriff*
Arsonnist 3
That's ironic.
ImOutsideYourWin 0
the irony is delicious... I think it is strange how people are saying "that's stupid because he is the one with no life" because that is the point of OPs post. IRONY!