Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
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rottentomatoes 7
yeah. no worries, they're sad porno addicted men. who are married to saggy boob women
Radtastic 9
lol that sux. funny though and also a bit effed up since theyre adults and ur a minor.. so pretty innapropriate even though you were sposed to be knocked out they shouldn't be talking about you like that while they are working. so FYL.
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Comments (100)
PizzaGuy11 0
boobs :D
andruha1123 5
I second that, BOOBS
Person1233 13
BOOBS.
killpro 0
BOOBZ
hairt 4
BREASTSSSSSS
mona_is_here 10
BOOBIES!
PaintTheStars 2
*******?
you_and_me_fml 8
well op, you have the first couple people to comment that would appreciate them.. haha
comatoast 0
well, at least they didn't rape you while you were under. :P
KingDingALing 9
OP-You should've said "By the way, I heard everything you two said about me. **** you and i hope that if you ever have daughters, that they'll be flat chested with no ass." :D
thelife67 0
CHESTICLES!
th3b0ss 0
implants
PizzaGuy11 0
nice job guys you totoally fckehfhyyed up my boob streak
dominicanchick27 0
lol I agree
bubbarific 0
MELONS!!!!
sexy_chick_123 0
tatas?
TurboTalon 0
Lawsuit!! In general suing is retarded but these are "health care professionals" that we trust with our lives. They shouldn't be making comments like that.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
95: I agree it's unprofessional and wrong to say such things, but I doubt a lawsuit would go very far. OP has no proof, so it's a they said/she said thing. The fact that she was under sedation at the time doesn't help, either; they'll just claim she dreamt it or made it up.
validus 0
conga! (boobs :3)
aholeguy 0
おパイ
ibanez370 0
23 that is the cutest picture ever!! <3
LTFlames 0
boopies!!
pinkdancer 0
Hopefully the OP is talking about novocain and not a full anesthetic. In any case, if it's novocaine, that's a good thing that you could still hear because Novocain isn't supposed to make you unconscious... Also: get a boob job.
benny2465 0
ydi for being flat
tweetbaby14 18
I find it funny how atleast 5 people on here suggested a boob job, and yet when I suggest it people flip out on me. so nice
Anaxes 5
#95 - The operation was to remove teeth. It's not heart surgery goddamnit.
primadonna9396 16
You, sir, are a ******* moron. You can't sue someone for saying something you don't like. Good GOD, I wish I could leap through your screen and ram your head into the wall, repeatedly. Besides, it is a well-known fact that anaesthesia puts you in an altered state of consciousness (that's why it's anaesthesia, derp) so it's a high probability that OP just hallucinated/dreamt/misheard the doctors.
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
128 Fails.
WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1
you're 17 flat chested and complaining? meanwhile I am well younger than you, have c cup breast and am also complaining. the only difference is I'm complaining about HAVING breasts and you're complaining about NOT having breasts. maybe we should just switch bodies eh? ;)
yazdmich 1
HOOTERS
MinkaGraham 0
this calls for a boob job ..
YtotsDI 0
?
suxs4ulol 22
pizza guy, if i cant see ur dick behind tht small present, why r u talking ;)
The_ghetto_mango 25
Hey, Donna person, actually, here in America, you can sue someone for ANYTHING, like riding a scooter when they are meant for old people, not the obese.
rawrzy 0
where as yes it does kinda suck, you should just get over it. really it's not like you're dating one of them or have to talk to em everyday.
PixiiLuv 0
it's still affects a woman...
rzbt21 0
give THEM anesthesia and violently rape them up the butt with a strap on *****.
okieraider71 4
Small breasted chicks are hot!!!!
Geiko_fml 0
What Okie said.
blownfuse 0
agree!!! big hooters never win the battle of gravity!!! + more than a handful is a waist ...
strgod53 0
I agree with #83 :))
chewbacca69 0
ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Sm32589g 0
better than waking up thinking ur drunk and acting like ur at a party in front of your mom. I mean not like that happened to me or anything ;)
subiedude08 17
Um what
PixiiLuv 0
That would be SO COOL to still here things around youuuu!
MarkerofMagic 0
unless they're making fun of you
oh_lol_ownage 0
are retarded? u have ears for a reason
soul_fml 0
under anastheia she meany usually knocks u out
EvilCupcake8361 9
194: haha calm your **** down, this ain't no eHarmony
HeatherJaneTyler 4
I love this :') and it's hear* ;D
rottentomatoes 7
yeah. no worries, they're sad porno addicted men. who are married to saggy boob women
Anaxes 5
Porno addicted men with money.
twynn 0
OmG rotten tomatoes u look like that guy off of twilight!! eric!! wow
fmlsxmakexmyxday 0
no... no he dosnt. ^fail
nerdsgetmehot 23
#67 She's not BOOBLESS, she has small boobs.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Tbf, nerds, we don't know that she isn't boobless. She could indeed have nothing abd look like a boy, as Steff put it earlier.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I hope not, Jane! I would be a little sad for OP... :(
linlin223 3
58- i think you just gave him an FML. Today, I was told I look like Eric from Twilight. I hate Twilight. FML.
DaBesT1 0
you look like a fag
kluck 0
stfu gay Asian thing.
rciccone 0
totally agree i was like wow rottentomatos look like Eric frm twilight ( I <3 TWILIGHT)
islandhani 0
hahaha he does huh?!
Graawr 7
Well they're males, they are born for boobies! :D
PizzaGuy11 0
word to ya motha...
knight0748 5
hey, some of us are ass men.. =P
Graawr 7
That's so cool! I didn't know some men likes donkeys. ;P
TheHappyOne 0
hahah fyl. well look on the bright side!(: if a boob monster comes at least you know your safe!
twinmum_fml 6
# 11 - boob monster comming... is that another expression for supersoaked?
omgshaylaaa 0
win :)
en1gma_l337 0
lulz!
Fuckbucket 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
WOW. YOU HAVE FLAT BOOBIES. GET OVER IT.
ShadowPunkChick 1
That's not the problem here, OP is more concerned with the fact two adult men are talking about her in a sexual manner while they should be working. That's just wrong.
nerdsgetmehot 23
They're not FLAT, they're SMALL. The phrase "flat-chested" is so incorrect...Ugh.
xxjoseph1543xx 0
82, you would know since people said you have small breasts all the time.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#90 Actually, yeah, I do have small breasts. So what? :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
90 - was that really necessary? She and I both have small boobs. I agree with her; I hate the phrase "flat chested". If we were "flat chested", we would look like a ten year old boy and wouldn't have the slightest bump.
ob81 8
agreed.
nerdsgetmehot 23
5t3ff1k4h to the rescue! :)
RyeBreadBoy 0
lol yeah, you're right 33. because no one has ever looked at anyone of the opposite sex in a sexual way ever while working. men do it. women do it. it's a fact of life. deal. besides, maybe they were clinically evaluating the fact that she might be interested in breast enhancement surgery and there was nothing sexual about it at all. you're just assuming there was because they're men.
getzy 0
nerd u might have a flat chest but your still hot