Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Top comments
FMLKitten 15
At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.
syki 22
Maybe we should slow clap.
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Comments (131)
ultra_notorious 26
I would have taken your virginity and only given you a creampie!
Fisheyedfool7 2
Eh, take a z-pack and you're good to go. Rinse, wash, repeat. It's college. Buy some damn rubbers next time!
lissajean87 0
you're a nerd and didn't have the sense to wear a condom. I don't think i need to say anymore than that.
Whiteheart55 8
Learn who the hell your haveing sex with.
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Sounds like something from Easy A. I love that movie :)
hadrian2012 2
Don't be so silly no girl should have to use a condom her first time but she should be smart enought to avoid the town bike
Arch27 27
I feel sorry for you, OP. I had a roommate in college that had something similar happen to him. After a year of chasing a girl he finally got lucky one night, only to get syphilis. It was the first and last time (through out our college years) he even bothered trying to get a girl.
marcsyo 11
Don't be silly, no one wants to hear your life on a meme.
freshx_fml 6
Sinner.
MisterMuffinz 13
*Bad Luck Brian* But that'd be a lame one anyway.