Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Top comments
FMLKitten 15
At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.
syki 22
Maybe we should slow clap.
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Comments (131)
myztwenty8 4
that's Wat u get for holding out
dianalewis 1
I'm not sure if I would admit to having an STD on a social site like this...
sillyyanks 24
Well you shouldn't type out your full name as your username then should you!
pregnantpianist 2
At least it's curable!
restl3ss 6
Finally loses virginity Gets chlamydia
cougar41 8
Don't you know what CONDOMS are???
giulyah 0
Bad luck brianna!
NicoleAshley10 0
look on the bright side it's curable
noncom 12
You should turn that into an anime. Preferably a Hentai. You could make millions!
kalbrek009 20
Just out of curiosity, did you get drunk & just not use protection or were you stupid enough to think either A: you wouldn't get pregnant your first time or B: were on the pill & stupid enough to think THAT was ALL the protection you needed? Most guys don't have symptoms for that specific std & the others..well, just don't care if they spread it around...so, sorry op but I vote YDI & YDITY (you did it to yourself)
LokitaAzulita 4
Protection protection protection, no matter how long y'all have sex or how serious the relationship is, unless yu both are checked and know there is no STDs always cover the shit :-/