Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Top comments
FMLKitten 15
At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.
syki 22
Maybe we should slow clap.
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Comments (131)
wironandine 8
Fyl. Dumb freshmen.
lilypie86 0
Condoms?
tracymonster 1
They're called condoms.
zuzupetalsYO 11
OP, I like how your user name is "unfortunate" instead of "**** without condom".
zuzupetalsYO 11
:-(....
zuzupetalsYO 11
O.o
tsent8 15
Speaking of memes chlamydia is quite the troll these days
phil68w 5
Eh... You get a qtip and a pill and you're good to go!
WestCoastBurning 0
smart with academics, stupid with the guys. on a more serious note...CLAP ON!
SoultheWolf 19
Just because you go to college doesn't mean you have to go around having sex with guys. Losing your virginity should be something important with someone you care about, not just a quick swing. You now have an STD for the rest of your life and will have to take extra careful precautions in order to prevent giving it to someone else. You should also report the guy for giving you an STD. Most of the times they know and just don't care, and they can get forced into helping pay for your medical bills when knowingly transferring it to someone else.
stupidpplsuck 33
riiiight, you DO know that chlamydia is curable right? if you're going to trash talk someone than know your damn facts bitch.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Bad things can happen to anybody. Don't listen to all the ****-shaming in the comments. But do consider it a wake-up call to use protection. Be thankful that at least it's curable, and nonfatal, unlike some other STDs.