Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Emergency cooking
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Beep beep
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
Beep beep
Today, I was cooking dinner when my smoke alarm started beeping. I opened the windows, turned on the fan, and checked everything twice. I then realized the noise wasn't the smoke alarm. It was my oven timer. I'd been cooking completely normally and panicking for no reason. FML
Classic annoyance
Today, I was making dinner when my smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and waved a towel underneath it. After ten minutes, I realized the alarm wasn't reacting to the food. Its battery was dying. FML
We still good?
Today, I cooked dinner for the girl I've been dating. Everything was going well until I accidentally set off the smoke alarm. The fire department showed up, and my date spent the rest of the evening flirting with one of the firefighters, so I guess we weren't actually dating? FML
Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML
Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML
The little alarm that cried wolf
Today, my smoke alarm has a tendency to give false alarms. Despite this, it did not go off at all when I was genuinely overcooking food and smoke was everywhere in the house, except for the room I was in. My smoke detector is plotting against me. FML
Toxic wasteland
Today, my house was so dusty that when I started to clean it, the smoke detector went off. FML
Cooking with Anon
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
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MissMae93 23
Well someone didn't get any visits from Sparky the Fire Safety Dog as a child.
junkman6 22
Seriously generation bashing doesn't even cover this. How retarded do you have to be to put a bag over the door bell instead of a smoke detector? Hint smoke detector is on the ceiling.
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Palirose 22
A harmless mistake on her end, but be glad there was no real fire. Next time open a window? Or two?
X_Codes 11
Why is this getting downvoted? There are some doorbells that really do look like smoke detectors, and smoke detectors aren't always on the ceiling. Also, when you cook something that's going to smoke, you're supposed to use the vent and open a window in the kitchen. Just because you're getting it from cooking something doesn't mean that breathing in that smoke is good for you, and it will just hang around in the house if you have no ventilation whatsoever.
silvermoonstar3 3
It's cool. My mother cooks things that set off the fire alarm all the time. We do not cover it (which is actually illegal). You know what doesn't happen? Firemen coming over because the alarm went off. You go over, hit the little button, and it stops. It's not connected to the internet, so it doesn't magically alert them or anything.
lamdesamde 4
...a doorbell is OUTSIDE of the house. True, smoke might be detected, but who ever heard of a smoke detector outside of the house? It's just common sense to realize that a smoke detector is located on the inside of a home. I'm a teenager and not that stupid.
P374RD3D 9
^The button you press to ring the doorbell is outside, but the thing that actually makes the sound is inside.
lilhellian 27
42 There are some smoke detectors connected to the internet and there are some companies such as adt (correct me if i got name wrong.)
mvc3ftw 17
53-I despise the hunger games,I'm always hungry afterwards(for the record,this is a joke)
WhatOfDreaming 6
True the button for said doorbell is outside, but honey there's still the speaker that actually makes the noise so it can be heard inside the house. Which is usually located, oddly enough, inside the house.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
65 for the record that was a bad joke
Deoximizer 13
There is a separate box for the door bell INSIDE of the house ya know
bishoujo 5
W.T.F. F.Y.L.!!!!
herpderpherpderp 13
no need for those periods, junior. They irritate me o.o
herpderpherpderp 13
yes, I know both these comments will get buried *attention ***** deactivated* .... :slinks away:
MisterMichael 9
Well I guess they do look kind of similar...but it's a stretch
MisterMichael 9
No they don't stupid
SenselessPattern 12
What the hell? Dual personalities? Which one is Mr. Hyde?
karlee333 11
This certainly takes talking to yourself to a whole new level..
nancyschmancy 9
He just thought he would beat everyone else to it. Although he was more mean than a lot of us would be.
thecookielovrxx 8
5- there are smoke detectors that look like doorbells, stupid.
blaackandprouud 20
^ I agree, they might have looked similar, so it couldve been a small mistake. Edit: Holy crap! 54 has the same profile pic!
aksweetheart 7
Hahaha! 63- I totally thought you were trying to be funny and like make fun of 3... And 5...?
blaackandprouud 20
104- haha I wasnt but that works too!
MissMae93 23
Well someone didn't get any visits from Sparky the Fire Safety Dog as a child.
smartman136 8
Im thirty and what is that.
Prolux_fml 23
It's Sparky, the Fire Safety dog...
junkman6 22
Seriously generation bashing doesn't even cover this. How retarded do you have to be to put a bag over the door bell instead of a smoke detector? Hint smoke detector is on the ceiling.
Bpwoods 6
Actually there is a thing for doorbells on the ceiling, it's where the noise comes out of, which I could see how the 2 could be mistaken.
kyliebear 15
Interesting...my doorbell noise thing is on the wall above a doorframe in my house. Never heard of one on the ceiling..
WritingWrongs 8
Well at least that pesky doorbell didn't go off while OP was cooking.
DocBastard 40
My doorbell box and smoke detector are both little white boxes on the ceiling in my front hallway.
woodyc47 5
8- my smoke alarm is on the wall, they are not all on the ceiling.
onlychildFTW 34
Yes the doorbell BUTTON is outside. But the thing that makes noise is inside the house. Most commonly it is on the wall, but as stated above can also be on the ceiling. Mines different because its an intercom system so there's more then one doorbell noise thing. And since when are smoke detectors connected to the fire department system? Ours just beep and you have to call them.
pipc 10
My smoke detectors are on my walls, as well as the doorbell box.
junkman6 22
Never seen a wall mounted smoke detector. Doesn't seem it would work as well as a ceiling mounted smoke detector since smoke rises and all that...
killer6969 16
Nobody askd ur opinion idiot to dc bastard
kolby12309 26
They are usually about a foot down
ItsAllAnIllusion 2
Perhaps she was just being a smartass...
maxmex13 7
Perhaps she was just being a dumbass
DivineSunshine 1
Congratulations! You have raised an idiot.
ICastillo 25
Yup she isn't the brightest bulb in the package
RedPillSucks 33
She is the brightest doorbell on the ceiling, though.
traveler_ghost 12
Daughter: I was afraid it would ding..
foshizzle82 7
if you want something done properly, do it yourself!
Sandsh8rk 36
Try a barbecue next time?