Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Top comments
FMLKitten 15
At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.
syki 22
Maybe we should slow clap.
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Comments (131)
onerandomtask 14
every college that isnt a religious one hands out condoms for free..use them
challan 19
I'm proud to be a nerd, and I take offense at you calling yourself one. See... We're smart enough not to let things like this happen. Make sure your partner is healthy, OP. Your body is a gift, make sure he deserves it.
donut_gurl 8
that's why you don't just have sex with random strangers.YDI
Greggums 2
Has sex for the first time. Gets chlamydia.
xrawritsashleyx 11
YDI for sleeping around assuming that's what you did. If this guy that gave you chlamydia was your boyfriend then you should have asked him to get tested. If it was a one night stand kind of thing then sorry YDI
halestorm911 0
You totally deserved it! Maybe next time you'll be a little smarter, eh?
1R1X0X0 10
You're not sympathic to me because you call yourself a nerd. Probably you only play games like WoW and have fat glasses. That's totally everything it requires to call himself a nerd, not. YDI for not using enough protection or consodering possible dangers like a STD.
Dillyduzit 23
Bad Luck Brian!
delightfultwist 5
condoms!!!!
clegg7c 17
Well at least it's curable. Expensive but you can get rid of it.