Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Top comments
FMLKitten 15
At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.
syki 22
Maybe we should slow clap.
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Comments (131)
SamanthaCassieL 10
That really sucks OP but if you wore a condom you wouldn't get chlamydia.. We learn this in (at the latest) by grade 9.. Now I know that was four years ago for you, but for me it was 8, and I still remember condoms. No babies or STI's for me :D but good news: it's treatable and hopefully you learned that condoms can be your friend :D
twiztedone 19
It sucks op but You did it to yourself! Thankfully it's curable!! I think all the high school classes and your parents talks just made sense huh? No matter what remember, NO GLOVE NO LOVE!! Especially in college!! And that is why YDI!
nra_fml 4
bad luck bernadette?
acidrainx 9
Bad luck Briana
dlove007 2
Shouldn't all "nerds" know that all sex especially in college should be safe? Thank god you didn't get AIDS lesson learned I hope!
ExplodingToaster 6
Bad Luck Briana
ben827 10
Sounds like you have a case of the Bad Luck Brians.
ElectriCat 2
At least chlamydia goes away and you didn't the herps
thegoat01 6
That's why trusting relationships are important to sex (and more important than sex). Sorry you had to learn that the hard way. FYL
funsize1752 7
I was a virgin until marriage. Marriage sucked, got divorced. Took 2 years before I had another sexual relationship. A year into it, genital warts. Bad luck. I feel your pain.