imgoingtofreakout
🌶️ Spicy
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
unluckybirthdaykid
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Yupppp.
Flushing, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
Anonymous
Katwijk aan Zee, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
The situation
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Hold on…
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML
Godi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Top comments
PhantomCrevan 8
Erm. Unless he's had it for a while, he also gave you the info that he's been cheating on you. So... I suggest making it a Merry Ditchmas.
exileonmainst 16
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave my chlamydia!
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exileonmainst 16
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave my chlamydia!
exileonmainst 16
*gave me Maybe a christmas gift from FML to its community would be an edit button?
Elizabeth Burley 22
We really do need an edit button. I have found myself quite a few times in need of one. Maybe if enough of us complain they will make one. Sorry to hear about this tho OP. That really sucks. Merry Christmas?
julfunky 29
I honestly prefer no edit button. Some people say such stupid/awful things that I don’t think they should have a chance to “edit” away their ridiculousness to stop the downvotes. It needs to stay the way it is for the FML world to see.
PhantomCrevan 8
Erm. Unless he's had it for a while, he also gave you the info that he's been cheating on you. So... I suggest making it a Merry Ditchmas.
AreyoucomingOnmytitsPhrasingboom 7
Ex-boyfriend now?
Glowworm56 27
Christmas may be the season of giving--but that's not something that should be ever given.
Late For Breakfast 19
I'd give you a round of applause, but your boyfriend beat me to it when he gave you the clap
acmariner99 25
Ooh burn ...
Lobby_Bee 18
I hope you returned with a nice gift. The gift of being single.
fortysixandtwo 4
enjoy your infected spunk lollll
tarabella 7
Well....It's the thought that counts :) at least he loves you enough to give you something
AcieMcG 21
My boyfriend also gave me this a few years ago, but it was a stuffed microbe.