Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Top comments
FMLKitten 15
At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.
syki 22
Maybe we should slow clap.
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Comments (131)
sushi314 12
You know they can clear that up with a pill, right? Quit writing FMLs and go see your doctor!
furbyface711 9
Did someone fall for the "you don't need a condom your first time" line
jboyajian86 1
At least you can get rid of it!
blahmemeblah 3
Hey that can be cured. So don't feel so bad.
aj94w 4
C'mon OP, gotta wrap it before you tap it.
Austyn57 1
dam dat really sucks :/
st333ph 12
That's unlucky Brian right there.
ruthlessmofo 0
Awwwww sorry OP. It's not your fault. Std rates are rapidly increasing. Just get the best treatment you can and tell all your other partners. Ooooohh forget the second part. :P
dejahree 7
Atleast it's curable
CreepInTheCorner 11
Ah, the typical movie.