Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Top comments
FMLKitten 15
At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.
syki 22
Maybe we should slow clap.
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Comments (131)
isthislogintaken 7
Sounds like something that would happen to bad luck Brian...
Hypertraxx 5
This is bad luck
DomDomxoxo 16
62: has anyone ever told you you're an asshole?
ElricMustang 23
What I'm wondering was how his reply was even needed. I mean, that is just being an asshole. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have said something like that out of the blue in person, otherwise you wouldn't have any teeth left to say it again. The internet isn't a different world; if you won't say it in person, don't say it online.
Danny0D 5
You got screwed once and still managed to get screwed again
FMLKitten 15
You clearly either didn't read Doc's comment, or did and decided it's be cool to copy it.
FMLKitten 15
it'd*
SApprentice 34
At least it should be curable. Take more care next time.
TurtleSmile 14
Bad luck Brian has a sister?
kut17 11
Yep. STD Susan.
loveashlley 6
Yup, Bad Luck Brenda.
Blue329 15
True
rivaraven 35
I don't see that as a meme.
kut17 11
"Nerdy girl finally loses virginity Gets chlamydia." how can you not see that?
littlemissgrace 15
It would be an image macro, not a meme. Memes are image macros too, but they're only specific images with a theme in their captioning. Her story would make a shitty meme.
scuttlebuttz 1
LOL I c it!!! Le funny may-may, bro!!
idancewithllamas 12
Think of it this way, your FML can scare other kids into investing in condoms so they don't end up like you! :)
88vivera 9
That's what u get....
loserboii 11
Maybe you should have thought about using a condom before?
kut17 11
Maybe you should read 90% of the other comments that say the same thing. BURN!
Kazenoe 24
There's a possibility that she got it by oral. Or anal, if they really went freaky.
ajnorma 16
Should still use condoms for oral and anal!
Kazenoe 24
True, and a slight brainfart on my part. :p I never use it for oral, but then again I don't do one-night stands... Now if she was in a committed relationship with a guy who didn't particularly get around, THAT's where YDI ends and FYL starts.
ajnorma 16
There's no way to know, could have been a naive first time and she believed the guy didn't have anything or just didn't think of it. Orr personally the sadder option that she was dating a guy and trusted him enough to sleep with him and he had been a bit shady in the past.. Either way I still feel bad for her.
doctorhook86 25
75: You don't need a shady past or a drunken mistake to acquire an STD; lots of STDs and STIs are transferred in committed relationships by people who never even found out that they're infected. Wanna protect your partner? Get yourself tested before you enter any new sexual relationship.
militarybrat 21
#60 usually when people say they "lost their virginity" they dont mean those two holes...