Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Anonymous
Mount Clemens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
nexus
Papua New Guinea
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
anonymous
Nanjing, China
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
dan
Canada
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Ahook1
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's a trap!
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Scary
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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kiraleann 16
It took you that long?
Girlie7 11
At least it shows that she is not pregnant ...
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Comments (184)
sexual_girl 15
I suggest actually talking to her about it, instead of just complaining on here. And if you have talked to her and tried to get to the bottom of it, and she still continues to lie, that relationship is obviously not one you should be in.
Not_Impressed13 9
She may not be lying.
adriianaa_xox 12
i feel sorry for her mate. just give her care and cuddle her to make her feel better
awilliams44 9
Maybe she dosnt want sex.?
toxycwaste 6
I had the depo shot and bled for 6 months, so yea, it can happen if your body has issues with things like hormonal birth control. I feel sorry for her if it's true.
glitterkuro 18
I had the Depo shot too. Just coming off it at the moment because it did NOT agree with my body.
ajm0927 2
Girls can have their periods for a long time, there are certain conditions that maje this happen. I have gotten mine for 3 months before. Just ask if she really does or if she is just using that as an excuse.
Ccammack 8
When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead
zandalee 20
And maybe OP really sucks in bed...
its_love2 31
either you are not so good in bed orrr she's getting it elsewhere ... suck to be you bro ...
worldclassrager 41
Wouldn't after ten days you realize she was lying?
askingandy 23
It can last into two weeks for some girls... Especially if they're anemic.
griffy14 9
At least she's not pregnant?