Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML
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SalamanderSlick 1
Be grateful your girlfriend likes you enough to want you around on her period and isn't aggressive with pms symptoms. She could have accused you of going to cheat and threw something instead.
core01 30
That's how we ask for chocolate
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Comments (6)
SalamanderSlick 1
Be grateful your girlfriend likes you enough to want you around on her period and isn't aggressive with pms symptoms. She could have accused you of going to cheat and threw something instead.
RichardPencil 32
That idiot should have read your ******* body language! "Just going to the store" is how a lot of abandonment stories start.
core01 30
I feel like your humor is lost on so many people
cuz803 46
This should be something you're happy about. She loves you. Did her emotions make you feel guilty about going to the store? Regardless, comfort her.
Wadlaen 24
Well, at least it seems like she cares about you. A lot. This one's a keeper. Congratulations!
core01 30
That's how we ask for chocolate