Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
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Meowingtons500 18
Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.
Petunia888 13
Time to invest in a man cave. Yes, a man cave will keep them out!
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Comments (105)
adnantirmizey 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why?
loganberrybat 11
Idiot. You should pay more attention in sex ed classes
stinewd 9
Because they probably also will have PMS one week after the other.
RadikulRam 16
Don't you have to be 13+ to join FML?
tarabelle 7
Clearly you don't know what some girls are like on their period..
Inheritance 10
14- you do realize people lie about their age to get an account lol
nofearjenshere 12
^ Like you?
eeppiicc 8
^ no like me *waits fir people to look at his age then realize it's not shown*
ColdplaySucks 18
Anyone else remember reading an FML very similar to this before?
Autobot93 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
My sister isn't pissed at all on her period. (no pun intended.)
COOL__Coal 12
Where is the pun?
I_lost_the_game 25
If, when you are on your period you pee, not bleed, then yes, this would be a pun.
Octain 13
Maybe he meant pun because they are both... Bodily fluids...? Umm... Because no blood appears in the toilet when she pees...? Nope. I tried helping this guy out XD but he just screwed up to bad. Nothing can be done to save him from his stupid mistake! :p
Blueglasscup 18
Is it because there's a period right after the word period and he thought that was a pun...? I am confused.
KiddNYC1O 22
You should see a doctor.
Soloman212 28
That's the point. There isn't a pun, and that's exactly how he intended it to be. (I'm kidding.)
Petunia888 13
Time to invest in a man cave. Yes, a man cave will keep them out!
zachherbert 10
Wait a sec, the FML is from China. He has two daughters in China? Impossibru!!
Rei_Ayanami 18
29 - the one child rule is not absolutely mandatory, just heavily encouraged, and rewarded. Also, they may be twins.
pfclunchbox005 1
I want you in my man cave ;p
Meowingtons500 18
Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.
Nekogami 14
Consider it a 30 year investment policy. Or life insurance. I'd pay an extra 250$ a month on that if it kept me alive and away from the insanity.
br0ccoli 15
Good man. You have figured it out. Oh, and don't leave out the potato chips.
happle 21
Chocolate actually makes women crabbier when they're on their period. :c
Pentium_4 27
God have mercy on your patience. 1 week out of the month will be like a vacation
DooleyFTW 17
Well I read before that if women live together long enough their periods start to sync. So at least if that's true OP gets more than a week of peace and quiet, although it also means he has to live with three angry women for one week every month. All in all FYL OP
br0ccoli 15
72-Yes, that's true. We eventually sync our menstrual cycles if we spend enough time together. Wireless routers? Iphone syncs? Pshh. Women totally invented that whole connect & sync technology. Our ovaries have been doing that since the dawn of time. Yep, we're innovators.
hthelittleone 10
Yeah, they tend to synchronize like that. I bet my dad knows how you feel, 4 girls and he's the only guy!
FMLoverAgain 7
He has to deal with cracky women almost everyday
lolfood 24
Might have meant "crabby"
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I believe he is implying that Op lives with crackwhores. For shame!
xqtmvzwr 1
That's a straight shooter right there, amirite.net ?
Rowdey 10
Same comment on this fml too huh?
guitarbeast 22
Become an alcoholic, that will solve your problems
hthelittleone 10
Yes, because putting your own life in jeopardy constantly for a little relief is completely reasonable. Hundreds of people aren't trying to recover from that every day.
Pentium_4 27
11 - that only works for Homer Simpson
KBeatz 5
Be strong man. Whatever you do don't bottle all your emotions up week by week! It'll get to you!