Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Anonymous
Mount Clemens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
nexus
Papua New Guinea
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
anonymous
Nanjing, China
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
dan
Canada
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Ahook1
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's a trap!
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Scary
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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kiraleann 16
It took you that long?
Girlie7 11
At least it shows that she is not pregnant ...
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godfathermock 19
It can actually happen, no lie.
ForbiddenDestiny 20
Actually.... Not to be the geek or anything. But that could be true, many women have irregular periods which can happen on a 2 week basis then flux to being 3 months without, then flux to being a month long period. I don't envy you her pain and grumps if she is actually that irregular. Otherwise you guys need to have words about your sex life. I'd freak out if I couldn't get it daily, and nightly.
lux0rd 18
This can actually happen. What do you want her to do? Pull out her blood soaked tampon or pad for your own reasurance? Stop thinking about your dick for once and start thinking about your girlfriend and see if she's ok. Having a non-stop period for several months is terrifying. If you really think leaving her would be best go for it. It sounds like she would be better off without a jackass boyfriend like you anyway.
SWeatHeart11_fml 7
it does really happen too though
Xotoolyxo 16
Mhmmmm, you miss sexy time don't you?
itcomesinthrees 10
It could be true if she's on the Depo Provera shot. A few girls I know said they had bleeding for several weeks up to a couple months while on that. Very effective birth control I guess, because you don't even want to have sex when you're like that.
Redadreadhead22 3
something is up with that dont be a fool
Hikarishimizu 13
I've had a period that lasted for 2 months. On the off-chance that she really has been on her period all this time, she'd be really pissed to know you're doubting her. Extended periods are terrible.
ZombieSazza 34
... This can happen, I have an undisguised illness where I bleed for 3 months at a time, then don't bleed for 3-6 months, then bleed for 3 months again. I have chronic pain to my lower left pelvic region and on/off long length bleeding, so it CAN happen, but ask her if she has medical problems.
lola1313 9
This happened to me..... I had a medical condition and it had been well over a month and my boyfriend knew what was happening but he took the opportunity to go sleep with his ex girlfriend anyway since I wasn't putting out.