Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Anonymous
Mount Clemens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
nexus
Papua New Guinea
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
anonymous
Nanjing, China
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
dan
Canada
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Ahook1
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's a trap!
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Scary
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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kiraleann 16
It took you that long?
Girlie7 11
At least it shows that she is not pregnant ...
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DotDootyDot 17
If she has PCOS (polycystic ovary syndrome), it's very plausible for her to have periods that last that long. Hell, I have PCOS and I was anemic before I started doing my hormone treatment because my periods just wouldn't give me a break! Just try to talk to her and see what is happening, be understanding that these things happen and that they are not pleasant for her either.
traedaria 14
It does happen; it happened to me. Super annoying
touch_phobia 13
has she been saying she's on her period, or were you assuming based on her attitude? If she really did say she was on her period that long- to get away with things, to get out of sex... I'm not surprised. A LOT of women lie about their time of the month and even use it as a tool.
G_bear24 9
Actually that is possible one of my friends had the same problem but that means something is seriously wrong and she needs to go to the doctor
limabeans101029 21
Like people have already said, it is possible for this to happen.. maybe she should see a doctor if she's telling the truth. Also, is she newly on birth control? That can mess up your periods for a few months while your body gets used to it
rec_chem 22
Might be a good idea to see a doctor, assuming she's not faking it to avoid sleeping with you...
Myo_fml 20
If she's started the pill recently, this is a very real possibility. Just throwing that out there. I got lucky with breakthrough bleeding though and only dealt with that for two weeks. Some women have it a lot worse. I know she's probably just trying to get out of sex but, this is a possibilty I was just throwing out there.
brittbrat63 6
I second this. I had the same thing happen to me but it was coming off of birth control. I'd been on the depo shot for 6 years and my body was not happy when I stopped. Luckily, my fiancé understood and knew I wasn't bs'ing.
frdcurly 11
Like others have said - it genuinely could be a new pill. I went on one that gave me a three month period. If my boyfriend had the audacity to complain about it like you have, I'd be very scared to be him. Who do you think has it worse here?
mupcakes 8
Has she really been on it that long? Or she just doesn't want to have sex? If she's been on it that long that really sucks. If she just doesn't wanna have sex. U need a new gf.
PrinceofDragons 6
Wow. If you think this is cause for a new girlfriend simply because she may say this to avoid sex you need to rethink your priorities I'd say. Sex isn't and shouldn't be as all consuming and important as so many people make it out to be.
MzZombicidal 36
Wow, you're a serious asshole if you would just break up with someone for not wanting to have sex...
jayellef 3
Could be worse, she could not have gotten her period for two months.