Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Anonymous
Mount Clemens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
nexus
Papua New Guinea
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
anonymous
Nanjing, China
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
dan
Canada
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Ahook1
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's a trap!
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Scary
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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kiraleann 16
It took you that long?
Girlie7 11
At least it shows that she is not pregnant ...
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profoundkisses 18
Well on the bright side she isn't pregnant
radiocaf 29
From my experience with reading FMLs, you may find she is on her period with you but not with anyone else and is enjoying the pleasures of life. I hope not though for your sake buddy :) good luck.
Cuteroxx 17
I think its a lie for not having sex..
ButterflyLadyBug 14
thank you captain obvious
RedPillSucks 33
That's Major Obvious, private. How can you wear the hat and make such a mistake? Commence saluting!!!
ButterflyLadyBug 14
I'm not a Private btw . thank you :)
Meettitan 14
*Face palm*
MortenM 17
Unbelieable insight #31. Please tell us some more secrets
pickleOnABun 10
Maybe she is just trying to get rid of you. sorry.
FlyingPie 17
She just doesn't want to have sex with you, period.
misszombiexx 10
That can actually happen, though.. Not saying that's what's happening with her, but it's possible.
1947Chevy 17
If that is true it probably would be a good idea for the doctor to look at it
martin8337 36
And she hasn't bled to death?
magiczebra 9
Are you ******* stupid? All cells (including blood) are constantly dividing and forming new cells. Unlucky for you, brain cells are the only cells that dont do this.
moondoglou420 17
There's a word for that condition. It's called "bitch"
sempiternal80816 9
#LAUGHINGMYFUCKINGASSOFF
perdix 31
She doesn't want to have sex with you, period. YDI for not paying attention in sex ed class. Everyone should know that they should be good to go in a few days.
1030love 10
Not necessarily. They teach you in sex ed that periods last 3-7 days, but if your hormones are out of balance it could be any number of days. My periods have never been regular since I started getting them. I've had two separate occasions of having my period for 2 and a half months straight, and two other occasions where I didn't get a period at all for 5 months. And even when my period was "normal", for me that meant it lasted somewhere between 2-3 weeks and the next one would come 2 weeks to 1.5 months later. So needless to say, I've been on birth control for the last 5 years just to regulate my periods because without it, my body is basically a temper tantrum throwing toddler who hates me.
glitterkuro 18
Yeah when I leave my body to do its own thing, I'd often not have periods for months at a time. I'm on birth control at the moment which basically means I both never get a proper period but am basically constantly bleeding/'spotting'. I don't have to use sanitary products because it's a tiny amount but it's almost every day. It doesn't bother me or get in the way of my sex life because it's such a small amount, but I reckon people more squeamish would be totally put off by that.