Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Anonymous
Mount Clemens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
nexus
Papua New Guinea
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
anonymous
Nanjing, China
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
dan
Canada
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Ahook1
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's a trap!
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Scary
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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kiraleann 16
It took you that long?
Girlie7 11
At least it shows that she is not pregnant ...
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Comments (184)
MinaxD 3
Ha. Someone SUCKS in bed(:
natassjad 22
I once was on my period for 5 months because my birth control and my medication didn't mix. It happens. Just tell her you'll have sex with her either way and that you love her no matter what. Get those red wings boy
LoZelda123 20
She should get that checked (But seriously, FYL for her pulling that excuse for so long, and YDI for not putting two and two together after, like, two weeks.)
pinkc00kie 14
My cousin was on her period for 6 months. She could be telling the truth. It is possible. Sometimes when you take a certain pill it can mess with your ovaries...
FranticSparks 6
Yeah my fiance is actually on her period for the past 2-3months now. thanks to the birth control shot. woo
LostDN 9
And she's been on another guy for just as long
hannieannie 18
It can happen... If she has the contraceptive implant, it can screw your body up! Trust me it's happened to me
Mrst0530 10
If she's been on it for this long, she should definitely go to the Doctor. It could be a side-effect of her birth control or even a thyroid issue.