Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML
Today, I got a call from my son's friend's dad, demanding I pick him up immediately. When I arrived, he marched me into the house and pointed at an Xbox controller lodged in the wall, informing me I'd be receiving the bill for drywall repair. FML
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late. He said, "Oh, something came up." I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML
Today, my dad took away my Xbox because "You never do anything active." I had just run a 5K. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Top comments
trollsemen 8
Sooo.... What's your gamertag??
WCARlover 35
Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?
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Comments (77)
joecelticsballa 0
Tell him to F off and hide it
urdirtyolduncle 15
^You have to if they mess with your xbox.
chell1894 13
Xbox, mans best friend.
chell1894 13
And 9 I know plenty of fathers that *raised* their child that deserve a **** off.
xoconnie 8
LOL burn. sorry dude, thats quite sad.
flamerocker 9
Tell him you sold it for a PS3. That way, if he does visit you, it will be for you!
jacob12311 4
18 you put words in " " not * *, where did you learn how to type sarcastic????
chell1894 13
It's called a typo. Chill
StoryOfTheYear 15
1- Why would you hide it after telling him to F off. The reasoning behind telling him that is so you get to keep it and play it.
lolwutsameme 0
33- incorrect grammar, proper way to say that would be "sarcastically."
trollsemen 8
Sooo.... What's your gamertag??
urdirtyolduncle 15
jccwell?
kickazz16 15
Chucknorrisisadinosaurhunter :)
Ricky23J 0
S0 FI2ESH 23
hailphire130 0
There's a 20% chance that it's XxXSniperzzzXxX.
RebekahBrooke 9
Aww wow that's really sad. :(
brutuka 2
U comment on alot of fmls
FuttBuck 0
I'd tap you.
JustinComments 3
You two, tuck your boners... she's like 15
RebekahBrooke 9
You can't spell. You creep me out. And thank you!
iMagzzzy 0
You know that you only get likes because of your picture.
SneakherHead 5
I liked your comment because of your picture Wendy
NagatoPain 4
63 I disliked your comment cause your acting like some smartass here on FML!
RebekahBrooke 9
So am I not supposed to have a picture of myself? :/
FuttBuck 0
Yeah, looks like some people can't take a joke. I'm 16, I'll "tuck my boner"
KYLEW72 3
Hey
twofirstnames 12
Join him..
WCARlover 35
Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?
kaileb 7
Haha great dad bro
marpay 11
Play together. That would be more fun than letting it get you down.
Kethbad_fml 2
This! And if the matriarch ever comes along to pick him up, send her straight to the kitchen... I Indeed, wars make people hungry. xD
RabidBunny 10
I know people are going to hate but I prefer PS3...let the flames begin
kidwiththeface42 7
Have a nice friendly 1v1 with him. Umad dad?
GasMaskKid13 0
Gamertag: Xx_Ass-Of-A-Dad_xX
lena6310 0
I lol'd