Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Anonymous
Mount Clemens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
nexus
Papua New Guinea
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
anonymous
Nanjing, China
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
dan
Canada
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Ahook1
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's a trap!
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Scary
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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kiraleann 16
It took you that long?
Girlie7 11
At least it shows that she is not pregnant ...
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glitterkuro 18
First of all, being on your period for two months? That's actually possible, but it's certainly not healthy. The first thing I'd probably do is show my concern and recommend (if she doesn't know what going on- birth control etc) that she goes to a doctor pronto. Second, if she's saying it to 'get out of' sex? Well, the fact that most people are saying it like she's using an excuse kinda shows why people might lie about why they can't have sex. Maybe she just doesn't want to have sex but is scared you'd take it personally and be upset. Or that you'd leave her for not having sex with you. The worst thing you could do in this situation is accusing her of lying. Sit down and gently and calmly communicate about the issue.
Wakachulak 22
It took you two months to notice? Yeah, pretty much diagnoses the cause of that period...
ZY1431 24
that sucks either way you take it.
Retrokitty 9
It is actually possible especially if she got a new IUD in recently.
honeymoonroyale 20
I mean hey, it's not impossible...
numberswoman 14
She might really be. Hormone imbalances are a total bitch!
MisterEx 28
Soo, aren't we going to take a moment and realize the possible puny advice we could've told OP to do after looking at his name?
2ru 14
She may be someone else's girlfriend now.
reymon8823 24
Is she going through menopause? It's possible if she is.. If she's younger she's probably ******* someone else
squidgy787 22
uh no. I had a condition that caused mine to be completely irregular. sometimes I'd go 6 months without one, but then have mine for 2-3 months. I was in my early 20s; not evenly remotely close to menopause
Kitsune_Hana 9
It is possible. I have a hormonal imbalance, there were years that I didn't have a period, and when I start getting one again I was normal for about 6 months and then bleed for 3 months straight, the next 4 months I had 2 each month. No it doesn't cause someone to bleed out, it is however really annoying. Ask her if this is normal, and if so let her know that her hormone levels may need to be checked.